Saturday, September 14, 2019

Democrat On Display, OMG. Who Will Come Out On Top?

I think it may be too early to voice an opinion on the spectacular field of democrats in the presidential race.   Surprisingly, I have my favorite.

Beto O'Rourke is some body's caricature of a serious candidate.   His adamant gun control threats have taken him out without any shots being fired.

Slo-Joe Biden with his blown eye and his slipping mind and false teeth would be the first president to need 24 hr nursing in the White House.   He is running as a place holder and has no chance at winning.

Senator Elizabet-hawatha Warren is too thin to hold down the presidency.  The Marine One copter would have to stop the blades from spinning to have any chance of getting her on board for trips, and how would that look?   She would be useless in 20 mile per hour wind gusts unless she was sporting lead weighted boots to increase her ballast.   She is too tippy to be president.

Pete Buttekeg (spelling error) to borrow a phrase from the late great Ross Perot, "Doesn't have the skills to run a moderate sized WalMart let alone the country."

Bernie Sanders is old and crusty.  His socialist rants are getting stale.  What part of capitalism does he not get?

Senator Kamala Harris comes across to me as not a deplorable but a despicable.  The way she speaks to witnesses in senate hearings is uncomely.   She is awkward in her speaking manner and she has too much skin on her neck.  She looks like she has a tan turtle neck sweater on at all times.  Is there such a thing as a neck circumcision?  She could sure use one.

I do not recall the names of any of the other candidates as it is too early to consider them in this tedious process the parties use to pick the leader of the free world.

I have always had a fondness for Hillary Clinton because she is a two time loser, once to Barak Obama, and once to Donald J. Trump.

If this field does not shape up for democrats, old Hillary may have the chance to lose again.

We all know she is saving herself and seeing which way the wind blows on her email scandals.

That's all for now.

The race continues but the interest is waning.

The Management, Urban Poverty Law Center




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