Too Many Weiners To Manage Or How Hillary Fell To A Sick Weiner

To say it has been a tumultuous few political days is perhaps the understatement on the level with but not beating the question posed to Mary Todd Lincoln on that horrible night at Ford's Theatre in April of 1865.

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Hillary Clinton has just seen James Comey place a 50 caliber pistol at the back of her campaigns head and pull the trigger. Emails are flying out all over the place. That great sucking sound you hear is the wind going out of a compliant press pool whose job it was to keep the turd, that is all things Clinton, polished and fresh for the public's consumption.

So "Dickileaks" the term settled upon for the cashe of emails found on Huma Abedin's and Anthony Weiner's personal computer has placed the election of the anointed and the smartest woman ever to win the democrat nomination for the office of the presidency in severe jeopardy.

The cat is out of the bag. The ox is in the ditch. The Weiner has been exposed, it is out there añd has sullied all that it has touched. Hillary is said to have an aversion to Weiners and in her case she is correct. She has had more than enough trouble from persons packing one in her lifetime. Bill Clinton with his wildly roving and ranging penis famous for its crook and left hook as described so deliciously (no pun intended) by that innocent Arkansas state worker, Paula J. after WJC dropped trou and proudly offered it as a prize to the unsuspecting 21 yr old Ms. J. who wisely declined his kind offer, giving Hillary a really bad taste of what a mess a weiner can make of politics in a semi puritanical society where the customs of Sodom and Gomorah have only been accepted by the dolts out in Hollywood and a few places out in the Hamptons and of course on Jeff Epstein's Pediphile Island somewhere in the Virgin Islands.

Then there was Barack Hussein Obama, with his little white man's penis, and that soothing baritone voice and his golden teleprompters, along with his tan skin tones, all coming together to launch him into the White Hut ahead of the first woman president! Again Hillary was cucked by a no name, talentless dick in a suit whose only success in life was due to his race. A true affirmative action success story. Hillary had to wait for her turn at the White Hut, eight long years. Years which she has spent falling apart with nearly 7 decade old organs abused by years of over indulgent alcohol use and several serious bumps to the noodle with a blood clot to boot. She was at the top of her game when running against Obama.

Now, eight long and hard years later, Hillary Clinton is well past her "best if used before this date" date. Her judgement is flawed if one considers her Vice Presidential pick. Tim Kaine is perhaps the one selection in the universe which would seem to make Obama's pick of Joe Biden seem brilliant. The impish Kaine is the example of the last kid chosen for the team when such things were determined in grade school. He is the kid who even the dogs shunned. I honestly wonder if a chromosome count on Kaine might come up one or two short? His face is sardonic and his wit is nit. That he agreed to run with the Clintons speaks to his poor judgement. That Hillary would choose him would automatically disqualify him as someone up to the job. He is the quintessential "yes man". He was chosen to sit back and do nothing, say nothing, and is too stupid to see the selling of the presidency by Clinton to the highest bidder to the Clinton Foundation. Kaine, like all Clinton decisions, is good for Clinton, but bad for America. Come to think of it Clinton is bad for America.

Bernie Sanders, with his 70 plus yr old junk, steps up to challenge Hillary and was only one, possibly two viagra tablets from schlonging Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton and taking the nomination from her. Without the complacency and the illegal coordination between the Democrat National Committee, the Clinton campaign, and her crooked political action committees, Bernie would have been the people's choice. It seems the people do not care that much for Hillary. She certainly is not a bag of chips and all that.

The republican challenge to Hillary included 17 dicks and a cervix and the sword fight which was the republican primary left 16 candidates licking their battered swords and one tall candidate standing with the biggest set of balls ever. A candidate with the courage to call a crook a crook, a weasel a weasel, the press corrupt, the justice department corrupt, the FBI corrupt, the IRS a political tool of corruption, and the balls to stare them all down and never take a word back. When challenged he doubles down and wins.

Donald Trump is a winner. Really, really smart! It's true, true. Truth in advertising, I have donated to the Trump campaign and I have voted for him already.

This late in the electiœn Hillary and her team were focused like a lazer beam on Trump's golden schlong. When they paid all the Trumphettes to claim he grabbed them by the pussies, they thought this would finish The Donald. But out of nowhere came the bulging Weiner in Whities, sent to wow a 15 yr old North Carolina teenager, who was probably a 39 yr old FBI field office agent if the truth be known. (google be quiet) I'm working. Thank you, any way where was I.

Now Hillary has to worry if these new revelations will fatally wound her campaign and stop her from billions and billions of contributions to the foundation. Has Tony the Weiner jumped Hillary's shark? Did Huma save her deleted emails as insurance. Is Hillary wanting a younger help mate? Huma ain't the 21 yr old spring chicken she was 25 yrs ago when she first interned for Hillary.

If the deleted 33,000 Hillary Clinton emails are among the 650,000 on the Weiner computer, that would be a lot of dick for anyone to swallow. I suggest we all sit back and watch our unbiased media, and our uncompromised law enforcement professionals sort out this new busted Weiner caper.

This is another example of a really bad, bad weiner in Hillary Clinton's circle which should have never, ever been exposed.

God works through mysterious and often wondrous ways!

My kingdom but for a Weiner!

If Hillary Clinton loses to Donald Trump, I suspect she will move off to South America and become president of an all woman country, her luck with men is abysmal. We all learned with Nixon that you can't trust a "Dick".

Who could blame her? We all can!

I am

JDM PUPLC

Dinosaurs And Dinosaur Media Are Extinct: Why Hillary's Television Buys Are Ineffective In 2016

Hillary Clinton is a dinosaur. She turned 69 a couple of days ago and as far as this election is concerned she is as extinct as the plegasaurus. Her hay day was the roaring 90's when she and Bill were living rent free in the White Whorehouse with the wind at their backs and the sun in their comparatively wrinkle free faces. Back in the 90's the internet was just beginning to find its place and most Americans got all their information from the cable and network news channels. Television was still in its peak 25 years ago.

A political advertisement played on the tele all those years ago was sure to be seen and sometimes watched before TeVo and all the other new fangled devices which made fast forwarding through those pesky ads so easy. So to answer Crooked Hillary's 100 million dollar question: "Why am I not 50 points ahead of my opponent?" After all she has out spent him on advertising 50 to 1 in the battle ground states yet she is barely leading or behind in all of them.

Well, Hillary, the times they have changed. You are running a horse and buggy campaign in the tough and tumble internet age where most television ads are skipped over or deleted before they reach the intended audience. Tele is so 90's and you have surrounded yourself with other media whores who are themselves dinosaurs. TeVo has made political advertising on Television moot. What is not seen is not persuasive. Yes, honey, you did make some wonderful ads tearing and ripping the pussy right out of Donald Trumps small hands, but nobody saw them but your group of like minded pterydactyles who all cawed their praises and you put your campaign money down and it was all for naught.

Now Trump has some children who, unlike your spawn, are in tune with the times and know a campaign in the internet age is best run on the internet and to leave the old technology in broadcast television out of any massive buys. Notice how every Clinton news boy breathlessly asks when he is going to buy a hundred million dollars in ads on television to compete with Bigly Bags, the democrat nominee.

I call her Bigly Bags because of the mountain of baggage she has collected over her 35 years in public service, stealing, lying, and taking bribes without hesitation. I am sure she has only one regret and that is that they did not take more. Anyway, Bigly Bags and her campaign has been greasing the old media with ad purchases and for this they are very grateful.

Even with Bigly Bag's huge buys, the TV revenue is only half typical years when both parties would buy ads. The TV executives have noticed the drop in revenues and they are not pleased. Mr. Trump has out smarted these fools who run the networks and cable. He has cleverly voted with his campaign money not to contribute to their fortunes, since they are all pulling for Bigly Bags in this hard fought election, anyway. Brilliant, why contribute to your competition, and make no mistake the media is all out to get Bigly Bags in the White Hut, 100%.

Donald Trump is not wasting his money on 20th century campaign techniques in the 21 century. He is all about the internet, and he will use the dinosaur media for public appearances and news conferences, and he is, by and far, the brightest person to ever run for president. This fact alone should insure his election. So when the media baits Trump with when are you going to answer all the TV ads Bigly Bags is airing against him, Trump only has to be coy and pretend there may be a big purchase coming, but the wicked truth is that no one is viewing Bigly Bags or her ads. Like Limbaugh says, Bigly Bags Clinton could not even draw flies.

In the near future, the pundits will analyse what Trump did to beat the stuffing out of old Bigly Bags and her ball and chain, denying them 8 more years of graft and corruption at the expense of America's children. Mr. Trump has done America a huge favor by having the Queens smarts and the guts to take on a dying presidential candidate, propped up by a equally ailing print and TV press.

So the reason Bigly Bags is not 50 points ahead when the Bigly money message out about Trump is the only message hitting the airwaves, no one is seeing it unless some Martian is watching from the Red planet. Bigly Bags could double or treble her television advertising and still not put as much as a tiny chink in Trump's magnificent armor.

The tide has done gone out on the great Battleship Bags and her entourage are left stranded in the mud flats and it will be a long time before any help will arrive. It is already too late with just under two weeks to go before the most important election of the century.

Trump will prevail because he is smart, and because his children know how to run a campaign, a campaign of, for, and with the future.

I am,

JDM PUPLC

Vote for Trump. Reject Corruption. Banish Elites. Clinton To Jail, Not The White House.

Hillary Clinton is winning. Splashed all over the main stream media for all to see and digest. And speaking of digestion, this media is so far up Hillary's lower digestive system it would be easier for them to exit through her lie spewing pie hole than to turn around and come out her enormously padded press hole.

The internal Trump poling has him winning. The Clintons are apoplectic. There is talk of bringing out the big campaign promises and Trump smears earlier than planned because of this falter. They have proof and film of Donald Trump not paying for any parking meters in New York City by placing an official "OUT OF ORDER" cover over the meter which was given to him by Rudy Gulioni. When Trump was contronted by a uniformed meter maid he is filmed grabbing her by the "pussy". And she did not have her pet cat with her.

The promises the Clinton campaign has been holding back, which I obtained from the latest batch of Wikileaks missives of John Podesta, include, first out of the bag is free Ben and Jerry's ice cream on Fridays. Ben and Jerry can afford this and have signed on as a gift to the campaign.

The largest movie chain in America, Regal Cinemas, has promised free week-end movie passes to anyone who can show they voted for Hillary Clinton in a battle ground state more than once.

Doctors Without Borders has donated free medical care for the masses on Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. And finally Exxon/Mobil has promised free gasoline on Tuesdays and Thursdays to registered democrats.

And the final push for Hillary is a 20% off coupon to foreign countries who wish to pay for play with the Clinton Foundation if paid before the November 8 election. This is possibly the best deal offered by any politician ever. When has there been a discount on bribing, ever?

These Clintons have brought new vigor to corruption and politics and the bar has never been lower.

If America falls for the media spin and Jaillary Clinton's lies and corruption, then America deserves the consequences. In life one gets what you pay for, and it is not always what you wanted or expected.

Donald Trump may not be a choir boy, but he has no history of being a filthy bribed political hack. Trump is the only choice for America. Trump was the only candidate chosen by the American people. Clinton was chosen by the muggers who control the democrat party. The super delagates and the Democrat National Committee conspired with the Clinton Campaign to silence the voice of the people who by their votes wisely preferred Bernie Sanders over Crooked Jaillary.

No matter the results in a couple of weeks, Trump has the support of Americans, Jaillary has the support of the entrenched corrupt elites. We are millions and millions, they are only millions. Who will win? Election fraud with computers is ever a threat. The Trump victory must be resounding and the people must vote in massive numbers but only once.

I am.

JDM PUPLC

Paul Ryan Sits To Pee, He Is a Wikileaker, Podesta Hates America, Trump Is Drug Free

The republican rats are abandoning the Good Ship Trump after striking an iceberg named "Pussy" which if you look at it with any sort of realism is really just a hole with a penis tucked deep inside, read uterus. And that and some splash of different hormones is all that separates the sexes, if you leave out gossip and shopping.

I do not mean to disparage the fair sex because I and every other man in his lifetime has spent nearly every waking minute planning and scheming how to garner the fair sex's attention and favor. In this regard, Donald Trump is no different than the lowest paid worker on the street. Sure there are some freaks who would rather stick or be stuck some where the sun never shines and waste shares its place, but for the good majority the female plumbing is the gold standard.

That republican stalwarts like house speaker Paul Ryan would condemn Donald Trump for "locker room" bravado spoken in private and illegally recorded shows that speaker Ryan keeps his manhood tucked between his legs and it has been that way for so long that he has to sit down to urinate. For God's sake man, grow a pair. You are ridiculous turning that pointy nose and admonishing Mr. Trump. You deny your manhood? Where is your testosterone? Or would you rather sit and chat with the gals on "The View" and make nice with the other Saints in the world who believe Donald Trump is a cretin. Mr. Ryan the people are with Trump and you are on the wrong side of histrionics.

And WikiLeaks and the Podesta treasure trove of truth in emails from the titular head of the Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign demonstrates the lack of respect shown to "needy Latino's like Bill Richardson and Pena, and the hatred of all things Catholic, and you cannot leave out those disrespectful rednecks aka "southerners". I feel quite certain that the disdain shown these groups is not limited. Truth be known and I bet there is a leak coming soon which also disparages the black American and those useful idiots over at "black lives matter". The amount of contempt for the great unwashed mass of Americans is limitless coming from this bunch of hacks. Time to show them the door.

Is it just me or does the democrat party only cotton favor for the well heeled, the billionaires, the fasebook pussies, the tech geek millionaires, and the people made famous by being able to read lines put in their mouths by fine writers and directors? Show me one friend of Hills and Bills who did not contribute something to their criminal enterprise. Where are the plumbers, the electricians, the factory workers, the nurses, the school teachers? Yes I know with Hillary's illness, which is the 800 pound gorilla in the room no news outlet dare speak of, she has some professional handlers with her which she may consider friends, but without her disease these people would never have access to her, unless they had a million dollars to give to the foundation.

Trump is onto something with his call for a pre debate drug test. It is true she looked way to sharp for that debate and for her every day, or more truthfully, weekly campaign event, she looks haggardly and drawn out. I would like to know she is not pumped up on speed or cocaine because she can, as Trump noted, barely make it back to the bomb proof SUV.

I have droned on long enough for this diatribe. But I have written that which is wise and true, its true.

I am

JDM PUPLC

Trump, A Straight Male Who Knows What Women Like: First Gifts, Then Sex And Clinton?

An eleven year old comment by Donald Trump in an Access Hollywood interview has Hillary Clinton and her ass-monkey choir in the democrat media hitting high notes in admonishing him as a lusty, crusty, lewd, testosterone filled Red Blooded American Alpha male. He might add that he has never raped a woman like the other candidate's husband or used political power to garner special oral favors from celebrity suckers who happen to be 20 yr old interns in the White House with immature minds and sexy panties. Nor has he spent large sums of money and time trying to disparage and threaten those sexually abused women whose very lives and stories of sexual misconduct could topple all the plans for world domination and end the greed based pay for play political scheme of the worst American traitors since the Rosenbergs.

I will take a rough cut diamond like Donald Trump any day over that political shill with no positive political result after a lifetime in public service for the average American, but somehow has amassed a $2 billion dollar slut fund fraud for their deeds that have gone under the radar in front of a corrupt American media. They would sell Chelsea if the price was right. And a little more surgery and there may be some bids in the near future. Okay that was taking it a little too far, but you know what I mean.

As the esteemed New York Senator Hillary sponsored one bill that made it through on the back of a spending bill to name a Post Office in Pokeepsie after Janet Reno, The Waco-Reno Memorial Post Office where the government promises not to burn American Citizens including 73 children under age 12 alive in their homes without due process. Truly one of the most egregious acts against Americans ever perpetrated. Hell, Bill Clinton did not have the balls to go after Osama Bin Laden with even 1/100th the zeal as he did to the Branch Dividians. Hillary has her finger prints all over that operation. She even called David Koresh a "fucking Jew-bastard" before she learned he was a Christian pastor ministering to a flock of depressed American Citizens who were trying to feed themselves by buying and selling legal products under our second amendment.

Hillary always did hate small businesses as witnessed by her response to what Hillary Care would do to the small business men and women economically: "Hell, I can't be concerned with the fate of every under capitalized small business in America, this is my legacy we are talking about here, are you a fool!"

And when the truth would be easier to spout, Hillary always challenged herself with a lie. Benghazi, why it was just a few fellows out walking their dogs who were enraged by an antimuslim video on youtube who decided to attack the compound of Ambassador Chris Stevens. We could not send any meaningful help in time to save them, 13 hrs is not a lot of time diplomatically speaking. And then when the parents of the fallen hero of Benghazi call her out on her duplicity she lies about lying to them. I am beginning to suspect Hillary Clinton would not know the truth if Monica Lewinski spit it on her blue pantsuit.

These two politicians are despicable. The combination of bawdy and corrupt to beyond criminality is sickening. The fawning media are accessories to their unreported criminal activity. If this is what America has become with thugs and criminals at every high level, how can the people who live in this land trust its institutions? The FBI seems corrupt. The IRS seems corrupt. The Justice department seems corrupt. The Clintons are corrupt. Trump is right somebody has to do something. Or is it too late.
The media is corrupt.

America was built by moral people who believed in the Judeo-Christian ethic and established a rule of law which was for many years applied equally to all men and women. The system has been infiltrated by weasels and charlatans like the Clintons, Comey, Lynch, Obama, Koskinen, and hundreds of scoundrels who are in on the scam.

Donald Trump is the threat to their deliciously corrupt apple cart. He must be stopped at all cost. First the billion dollar tax write off, next the bawdy Hollywood bragging.

What the media does not know is that their covering up for Bill Clinton's tasteless behavior all these years has numbed the public to anything. The mainstreaming of LGTB and what ever "Letters" I have forgotten because of my phobias are, and their deviant sexual proclivities, sort of makes a powerful man's off the cuff statement about enjoying relations with beautiful women in a natural way sort of heart warming if the truth be known.

If a wolf is not to blame for taking the lamb for a meal as it is in his God given nature, who can blame a man for being a man. Let us face it, the whole world depends on men and women joining to make the beast with two backs and have the woman bear the fruits of that passion. When a man buys the pleasure of a woman's affection with a gift a good deal has been struck..

My daddy always said, and I quote: "A good deal is a good deal for everybody!" Now if Trump picks out a woman and showers her with expensive gifts and she gives him 2 minutes of pleasure, is that not the art of the deal where the deal is good for everybody? And if Clinton steals a woman's pleasure by rape, bites her lip drawing blood to garner her submission to his violent act and Hillary threatens her to remain silent the very next week, is that only a good deal for the Clintons? Where is Brodericks deal, she is left with a scar which will haunt her a lifetime. Where is the justice, who will make these people pay for crimes no ordinary citizen could hope to skate on?

To answer my question, there is no rule of law for the top echelon of our political class. They have gamed the system and stacked the top positions with compromised co-conspirators and at this point I believe even Donald Trump will be powerless to do anything about it. It will take an act of God to bring this Babylonian Tower crashing down.

Pray for that miracle!

As Mark Twain noted all those years ago: "If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it."

I feel it is time to add an "S" to the nemonic LGBTA which stands for "Straight" and time for the 97% to be proud of their straight positions and demand parity with the freaks. No Donald Trump has nothing to be ashamed of from his straight talk. That the media and Clinton of all people could find fault with a straight man shows them to be complete hypocrites.

No Hillary, this is not the time for your to get your over sized panties in a bunch. Trump is just being straight and for you to be critical of any deal between consenting adults is not your MO. Remember Jaunita, Paula, Monica, Kathleen, and the hundreds of other unnamed conquests your Little Bill has taken over the years.

Hillary, that glass ceiling you have shattered for women, joke, is more like the glass house you live in and all you have to throw at Bill is rocks. Be careful how you play this hand for it opens you up to a lot of well deserved criticism.

The Hollywood audio clip is bait. Take it and see if your panties loosen or tighten. It will be an interesting debate of you can make it this Sunday.

Remember Donald Trump is in control. Who do you think leaked the tax returns? The NYT fell for the bait.

Best election contest ever!

I am

JDM, PUPLC

Wake Up, Time To Vote America's Best Interest, The Clock Is Ticking. Vote For the Titan Trump Or Crooked Hillary

The Clintons are American Musolinies. Mr Musolini marched on Rome and immediately was able to bed hundreds if not thousands of Italian rose petals. Bill Clinton marched on Washington after his trek to Little Rock, which is by the way according to the thousands of his sexual encounters, a fitting description of his man junk if one adds Hillary's first name to it.

Crooked Little Rock.

Crooked Hillary's trek to Washington on board the Little Rock Express has served her well. Her forte at the Rose Law Firm was shake down and pay for play on a small scale, like Whitewater, illicit bank loans, wildly successful Cattle future trades, and the White House brought even bigger prizes for the greedy grifters. Travelgate, FBI files, Vince Foster's mysterious suicide by Clinton, failures with Gays in the military and Hillarycare added to their scalp collection. Everything she touches turns to crap. She is inept. She is driven and ruthless. She is colder than absolute zero. She invented the term self centered. And now that body she was given by God is failing her big time. Its true, its true.

The mind is slipping and her soggy protoplasm is seeping out of its lipid logged membranes and causing no end of medical nightmares for this political pig in a pantsuit. Even dressed up in million dollar designer carpet clothes with more botox injections than Nancy Pelosi, she is barely viewable. Her debate was a joke. Now a poker player states she gave hand signals to her House monkey, the moderator, whose name I have already forgotten, by touching her face and rubbing her nose to have said house monkey call on her for a special preplanned Trump zinger.

To the Clintons "fair" is where you get a five dollar hotdog and a ferris wheel ride. It is not in their lexicon. So Americans, if we are stupid enough to let America fall under Clinton Duex, then we deserve our collective fates. I can assure you we will all be longing for the good old Obama daze in no time flat if this political hog holds on and manages to win in spite of her huge handicaps.

Donald Trump is a far better candidate against Hoggie Hillary than either Bernie Sanders or Barack Obama and one barely lost in a rigged primary and the other squashed her like a bug when she was at the top of her game and not barely this side of a nursing home. I hope the White House is handicap ready if, God forbid, the Little Rock Rabble returns. Time to ramp up. The West wing could be a nursing home with these two geezers in there. Know why Bill Clinton takes a viagra tablet each night before bedtime? So he does not roll out of bed and break a hip.

But looking at the bright side, what is so bad about paying more in taxes to a regime which is corrupt from top to bottom, cares not a whit about the citizen and is hell bent on turning over the keys to the United States of America to a non-elected one world governing body?

America has been too great for too long. The time for the fall is here and the Clintons know just how to Short America. They win, we lose.

I am,

JDM PUPLC