Baltimore, New Methods To Battle The Riots: WWJD?

The police forces in America and the politicians are currently wrestling with what to do to protect the citizen's right to free speech and personal property and how to walk the walk along that precarious line.

WWJD? What Would Jack Do?

Jack would add water to the flammable conditions as soon as the first rock was thrown.. call in a water tanker air strike like those used to dump water on forest fires and load the tanker with water and an indelible dye, hunter safety orange, which stains clothing hair, and skin to mark the protestors until their skin rejuvenated and casted off the dye giving police and the public a chance to identify the protestors for up to a month later, and provide a scarlet letter so to speak, that law abiding citizens could tell who was and who was not in the riots.

A little public humiliation may be in order. And the police could take their time rounding up the participants for some community service programs until the dye rears off.

This is what Jack would do. And a wet cell phone does not twitter good or evil!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

The Clintons Are An American Political Criminal Enterprise. Where is the Controlling Legal Authority? The Code For Hillary For President Logo Broken! H> = ? Read It Here, First!

That a couple of baby boomers, one a yankee, carpetbagging, and alleged carpet munching, harpy who hooks up with the affable son of an alcoholic share cropper and a friendly nurse, and with Yale Law degrees in hand can drift back to the back woods of Arkansas and land in the White House 20 years later, is the stuff of the American Dream. But what these two have made of their dreams, is now fast becoming our American nightmare.

Of course I and writing of the Clintons. That jug-headed, lovable lout with his infamous spurting pocket shark which has found its way in and out of more tight places than Houdini, William Jefferson Clinton, and his enabler, the shrill, jug-butted, detestable, yankee lawyer, who is running for president, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton. These two have set the new standard for corruption and greed in American Politics.

That Eric Holder would settle for only a million and a half dollars a week as a security guard for JPiss Morgan and Chaffe Bank is small potatoes. He needs to aim higher. Where is the affirmative action? Where is the fairness? Where is Eric Holder's greed on the greed meter? It barely moves the needle compared to the Clintons.

The Clinton Foundation rests on the premise of charity. They generate billions in contributions from all over the world to help others less fortunate buy and corner the production of the world's uranium mines, or gain a lucrative government contract to provide water at an international meeting of diabetics, or supply ISIS with weapons they have no business operating, such as surface to air missiles which could down an airliner from 35 thousand feet. Or give Nancy Pelosi's husband, as an aside, is it me or is she looking more and more pinched, like Michael Jackson, after too much plastic surgery?, the exclusive rights to 19.5 billion dollar in federal property sales in California and a billion dollar commission for the sale. It was a no bid contract so I guess that is fair.*

And the band played on. And the government will investigate and find no corruption and it will be corruption as usual in the halls of congress, in the judiciary and the executive branches.

Now to answer the critics, Brian Fallon, spokesman for the H>** campaign states in his press release, "There is not a shred of evidence presented of any wrong doings by the Clintons nor its foundation." The Clinton's personal internet server could not be reached for its comment.

Enough is enough. Time to shut the criminal enterprise of Clinton and Clinton down before somebody gets hurt. How many nuclear bombs will be made from the uranium the Clintons enabled Russia to obtain and will be used against us and our allies?

One would be too many.

One final thought, could the Clintons be Ethel and Julian Rosenberg reincarnated and exacting revenge on the Americans for executing them for giving the USSR the nuclear secrets?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

* The billion dollar real estate payola could be to Mr. Diane Feinstein, but it makes no difference to us here in fly over country, political corruption and greed be it Pelosi, Clinton or Feinstein cheats us all.

** I have broken the code for the Hillary for President logo, H>, it means "Hillary's Vajaja"> That is a fresh marketing idea if I ever saw one. Marketing Idea, not a Vajaja. And as a final thought you should never, ever get into a political fight with a campaign that buys feminine hygiene products by the truck load. It will turn out badly for you.

Hillary Clinton's Big Declaration Expected Today: Fawning Media Tremble With Excitement!

Today is the day we have all been waiting for. Hillary Clinton is finally going to make it official. She still covets our nation's highest executive office, the presidency of the United States of America.

Cue the music. "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow!" Don't Stop!

Maybe a better song would be that Sinatra tune, "I had it my way"? And if you think about it, Hillary has had all the wonderful things an American woman can have handed to her on a silver platter.

She rode WJC all the way to the Whitehouse and was co-president until her heavy ham-fisted attempt at Obamacare was exposed as the clap-trap it turned into where she and Bill were rejected by 4/5 of the nation in a sweep of congress in 1994, thank you Newt.

After this humiliating defeat Hillary laid low squelching bimbo eruption after bimbo eruption until Monica's Mouth spilled Bill's beans and genes on that blue dress during that fantastic oral Oval office encounter, without which the Clinton's lying lies would have saved them from the disgrace of an impeachment and his subsequent disbarment.

Sometimes the smallest detail trips up great men and women and saves a nation from its fools. Think Al Gore and his stupid condemnation of guns in America and the second amendment, and losing his election to Bush. A few votes gone here and there can really make a difference in a tight race.

As I ponder her motivation to seek the office I am perplexed. Is she a woman scorned by rejection, first her father, then her husband, then her party when it threw her bowling pin shaped form overboard for that thin brown man from Illinois with the golden vocal cords and a talent for reading teleprompters?

Shakespere said it "Nothing blah blah, like a woman scorned!" My more literate friends can fill in the blah blahs.

Hillary Clinton is a power to be reckoned with. She is ruthless. She is cunning. She is a better candidate in her head than in real life. She is not completely human. She has a coldness about her that puts voters off. She cackles when she laughs. A laugh that one might more closely associate with a witch than a president.

Perhaps one debate can have the candidates all on stage listening to the best comics and Americans could judge them by the character of their laughter.

Do not mock me, this is probably just as good a reason for selecting a president as listening to all those canned speeches to the phony questions flipped up at the candidates like fish to barking seals by the liberal debate moderators.

Hillary has no empathy. "I cannot save every underfunded small business from bankrupcy!" She shrieked when questioned about the impact her health plan would have on small businesses. Voters really want someone like themselves to whom they can relate. This is why Barack Obama got 97% of the black vote.

Anyway, my insider at the Clinton campaign who launders Huma Bedowin's undergarments in Woolite, has informed me they had hoped to bring out the campaign a week or two earlier, but the server for the campaign had to be wiped clean due to the most recent Hillary Clinton hubbub.

Now they have a new server in place and ready for the campaign.

Money, servers, handlers, laugh coaching, limited exposure, even a my turn entitlement, will not let this powerful driven woman in the one position she has coveted all her adult life. Nevermind that she is not qualified. She cannot win because she is flawed. No amount of make-up or plastic surgery can hide the faults.

Just by being Hillary Clinton she has taken herself out as a viable contender. When she is held up to the bright light of a campaign, her flaws and phoniness scream warnings to the voters.

There is something about Hillary Clinton, the ick factor, maybe, but there really is something about her that puts voters off.

I wonder if she shop lifts?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

"How fresh can a presidential candidate be when the campaign buys "Summer's Eve" by the case?" Mother Maybolt

Soloman Speaks to Jack Maybolt: Was It Just a Dream?

I met Soloman yesterday. He is a 40 yr old Egyptian immigrant who came to America 14 yrs ago to finish his marine engineering degree and stayed here becoming a US citizen. He lives in Chicago, or a suburb of Chicago and drives a truck. He is a Muslim.

As is my nature, when I meet a person of a different background I engage them in conversation. We discussed the mundane to the profane. I asked him about the conflict in the middle east, ISIS, the Muslim Brotherhood, Israel, the Palestininas, Iran and how he views Egypt. He is a well educated man, fluent in english, and I broke the ice with him by speaking the only Arabic I know which are the terms for thank you and you are welcome. He broke out in a broad smile when thus spoken too. We connected.

The fighting in the ME has left many of the countries, Libya, Yemen, Egypt, and now Syria in worse shape, either without meaningful governments or with dictators. His opinion of Sisi is low. He states he has killed thousands of his own citizens. He sees something terrible happening there in the next 2 years but did not give any specific details, but did say it would not be world war III.

His contention is that whomever controls Jerusalem and the Middle East will control the world. He is a conspiracy theorist and believes the shadow government based within the Masons and powerful London bankers make many of the decisions in world politics today. He believes in one God, making no distinction between my Christian God and his Allah. He espoused a belief in the golden rule.

I asked how he felt about his new home. He is a patriot and believes America is the greatest good and force for good in the world. He stated that England ruled over Egypt for 70 yrs and killed very few of his countrymen and were a force for good. When I pointed out they took many, many things out of Egypt for their museums, he said they kept them to preserve them, and that was a good thing.

He spoke highly of Moses and the Jews, but believes they should be willing to accept converts to their religion and not have the requirement that one's mother must be Jewish to be a Jew. He also felt they could yield some on providing the Palestinians some land.

I asked him about his country's glorious past and how the pyramids were built, and he felt they had a far greater technologically advanced culture than anyone suspects. And where did all the gold come from? They had a secret, he alleges that made gold from sand. Again a lost technological process. Alchemy?

Finally he told me of his own demons. He had been in the Egyptian Navy and moving up in its ranks, when he decided to quit and become a marine engineer. He left midway through his studies to finish his education in America and states he has a gift or a curse of being able to communicate with spirits. He has a guardian angel who admonished him for making his work so hard keeping him safe. He dreamed of his father's untimely death 4 days before a heart attack took him at age 45.

As for politics in the world, most old world countries are 90% corrupt and he sees our nation as only 10% corrupt at best.

Hillary Clinton as president in 2016? Yes, possible as it is in their proficies that a woman leader from the West will complete the process for "end of times." Whereby his warning of something very bad in the next two years happening in the world.

I asked if he believes we have a soul. Yes, everything has a soul, even the earth and the seas and all the creatures there in. God loves us and all of his creations more than our mothers and fathers love us. And all things would be alright in his hands.

Soloman was aptly named. I am richer for having met and spoken with him. Why can not a man like this rise to lead Egypt or Libya, or even America?

ISIS, where did they come from? A made up group to be a boogey man to take the focus off the real boogey men who are stealing the world's resources and keeping the underclasses in poverty.

Forget my email scandals when there are pizza parlors in Indiana that refuse service to gay brides and grooms!

I think I am beginning to see the light. We are all God's children.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Noah, John's Stewart And Kerry, Obama And Hillary, Will Iranian Talks Cause Iran To Go Boom?

Comity Centrel has selected Trayvon Noah, out of wedlock son of President Obama and Mrs. Lotus Position of South Africa to replace the Midget, J. Daily, on the Daily Show. Mr. Noah caused a roah over his antis emetic tweets and his flare for disparaging Americans, whom, in his own words, "if they didn't feed Africa's starving poor there would not be an Ebola problem." This man will be a hoot when his Jewish handlers get hold of him. I see him donning a yamaha for his first show and brandishing such greetings as "Salmom and Granola". I do not know if this recent half breed immigre, from the slums of South Africre has any pedigree or the repartee to break through the apartheid his illegitimate father has foisted on America. Maybe he is black enough not to be mugged in Obama's America. We will see who he hangs with, the American Black with whom he shares only half a gene like his pappy, daddy Obama, or his pasty white handlers, or will he bring a South African entourage over, including that fellow with the springy metal legs who murdered his girlfriend for farting to loudly in the bathroom....

And Hillary Clinton has wiped her internet server clean! Just like that all the records gone. Vanished into thin air. No smoking guns, no smoking ambassadors, no smoking cigars, no evidence of any doings what so ever! The only splaining she will have to do will be to Allah. If there is one.

Meanwhile her telomers continue to break off at an alarming rate, no more elastin in that ever more hideously wrinkled conflagration she calls her face, and I call foul. Was it Rush Limbo, who mused back in 2008 that Americans were not ready to witness the wrinkling of Hillary over the next 8 years. If so, that process is even less appealing today than it was all those years and wrinkles ago. In a song long ago by a group whose name I cannot recall pose the question in "incense and peppermint", the color of time?

I have often wondered if time has a color. If it has no color, what about a taste, or a feel, or a smell. I have never taken LSD but I knew somebody in college who did. He never mentioned the color of time. Anyway time marches on and gravity, which according to Professor Einstein, is related to time is having a go at Mrs. Clinton's vitality. Her fun bags are reaching for the floor.

"Teats down, can't shoot."

She will have an uphill struggle in her quest for more treasure from the privilege political office provides those who spend the trillions of the millions who work hard to get by. It is far easier to get a government grant than to work for a living these days. Global warming charlatans rake in billions, jetting hither and yon to which ever place in the world is in need of an unseasonable cold snap for that meeting to discuss the earth's fever.

President Obama is a national joke in Israel. His true colors as a Caliphate enabler have been exposed. His close relationship with the Muslim Brotherhood, note no sisters here, American Woman, is not what our country is best served by. Where are the brakes on this ride to Mec ca? If all goes wrong with these so called talks to unbridle the Iranian mullahs I believe Iran will be getting a nuclear weapon much sooner than even the grand mufti expected. What a blast that will be. Maybe the horrors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have faded from the universal conscientious and some little brown people must now be sacrificed to the atomic gods for the world to be more serious about keeping the cap on this destructive genie. Allah willing, as pudding faced, John Kerry so recently in toned.

I swear all my cows, now happily engorging themselves on green grass are craping cow pies with an impression of that fellows face ingrained in them. England may have crop circles, but in Cedar Grove we have crap circles. I used to avoid stepping on them for the obvious reason, but now it has become much, much harder not too.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center