Thursday, May 30, 2013

What Eric Holder Said At His Off-The -Record News Conference: Progressive UPLC Exclusive

I, being the mover and shaker in Cedar Grove, Tennessee, was selected to sit in for the Huffington Post and the New York Times at Attorney General Eric Holder's off the record meeting with news organizations.  I feel really honored to have been included in this group which included Mother Jones, and a couple of other Commie Publications.  They agreed not to spill the beans, but I am talking.

First, Mr. Holder thanked each of us personally for attending and in doing so we joined an elite group of federal employees who with the appropriate clearance from State and the DOD would be entrusted with the information which they believed would take the presure off this administration and the DOJ for tapping into phone and emails of private citizens to stop the leaker.

The leaker has not been identified but they feel certain it is some one high up in the administration with an axe to grind.  The leak involved sensitive information out of Yemen about plots to overthrow the Saudi Government and to take over the world's strategic petroleum reserves and charge twice market prices for all products which come from oil and its components. 

Once they have taken over the oil, they planned to pull all the kitty litter off the markets and start a world wide war on cats and cat owners.   Once cats have been eliminated from the west, they will push for and get gun control like we have never seen. 

The next plot leak involved information from the 1947 crash of the "weather balloon" at Roswell New Mexico, and that DNA from the crash site was hybridized into an unwitting school girl who has a name quite similar to our sitting president's mother.  The hint is that President Barak Hussein Obama is an alien and that he has small suction cups on his finger tips and dines exclusively on freshly slaughtered house cats.

The president's health is dependent upon an ample supply of house cats and he has to eat upwards of a hundred per day or he will begin to lose weight and his health would fail.

This is the truth.   Attorney General Eric Holder, would he lie to us, the press, or congress?

Better stock up on kitty litter Americans!

When they came for the cats, I remained silent since I did not have a cat.  You know the rest.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Who Is This Woman? Lois G. Lerner

Lois G. Lerner is the woman who will be most responsible for the overturning of our latest national nightmare.

Who is this foxy employee of the Treasury Department?  Is her husband's law firm really that close to the President?

Why was she transferred from tax exemption to overseer of the AHA?

What special skills does she possess that make her perfect for the health care oversight position?

Is Lois G. Lerner currently a member or has she ever been a member of the Nazi, excuse me, the democrat party?

Who received any political contributions from Ms. Lerner and her husband for the 2010 and 2012 political years?

Why does this woman, Lois G. Lerner, still have a job after supervising the worst case of political intimidation and violating wholesale numbers of hard working and tax paying American's civil rights?

How does Lois G Lerner feel about the civil rights of other groups, including minorities, gays and lesbians, and sexual transgendered?

Can she be trusted to apply the laws fairly to all groups regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation, political persuasion, and pre-existing medical conditions?

Our nation has long ago rebuked bigotry of all kinds.

Ms. Lois G. Lerner, you are a bigot and you work for a bigot.

Bigots must resign or they should face impeachment.

You see we are all created equal.

Who made you, Lois G. Lerner, the judge, the jury, and the executioner?

May God really have mercy on us if you are the best we can come up with?

Jackson D. Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center

Correction 5.22.2013:  This woman, Lois G. Lerner, is not the new IRS head of the AHA.  The new head of the AHA is Sarah Somebody.  Lois Lerner is Hillary Clinton with a dark wig!    Has anyone seen G. Soros in the same room with Hillary or Lois?  Frightening!

Is is all beginning to make sense to me. JDM

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center: Time For Representative Darrell Issa To Resign

As they say among tequila drinkers, "The Worm Has Turned."

I viewed with disgust and disbelief, Rep. Darrell Issa's, the powerful chairman of the ineffectual House Oversight Committee, mistreatment of the United States Attorney General, Mr. Eric Holder, a black man.

The tone of Chairman Issa's line of questioning of Mr. Holder reminded me of 1950's Alabama, and made me fear for Mr. Holder's neck.

Issa, a white man with strong ties to the California Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, has held many racially motivated hearings since taking the chairmanship when the congress flipped from D to R in 2010.

Mr. Holder's own justice department has phone taps of the distinguished Chairman Issa using the "N word" describing the actions of the Obama administration.

The quote follows:  Issa:  "Yes, we are going to get to the bottom of this gun running scheme into Mexico but thus far all we have gotten is a bunch of niggardly responses  from this (Obama) administration."

I feel Chairman Issa has shown he is incapable of holding fair hearings over a black man and as such must immediately recuse himself and turn the hearings over to that black congressman from New York City who writes the tax law but can't seem to follow them, you know the one with the rental properties in Puerto Rico?  Conyers?  No Rangel, he is the one.

Spying on and blowing up American citizens is one thing, but wire taps on the press?  Beyond the pale!

Possibly affecting the outcome of national elections by interfering with citizen's rights of assembly and to participate on equal financial footing with the liberals just because you are moderate or conservative and suspect government of tom foolery and shenanigans by throwing the full force of the IRS against opponents seems a bit petty and beneath America.

Next, are you going to tell me our government lied about Benghazi and Obama won the election with voter fraud?  Impossible.

I am beginning to suspect he doesn't even have a valid birth certificate.  At least not from this country.

The following is in code.  If you do not have a code breaker you can get one by sending one dollar to my Cedar Grove headquarters.  Do not miss this exciting message.  Your dollar is tax deductible as soon as I hear back about my 502-C 3 organization from the IRS.  They are really busy at the document shredders right now and promise to get back to me as soon as possible.

!NITLAVO EROM KNIRD

Finally, as the mayor of Cedar Grove, I declare amnesty for the German family who left the motherland to home school their beautiful blond children and fled to America only to be denied political asylum by the Nazis at the Justice Department.   If San Francisco can be a safe haven for all kinds of illegal immigrants, little old Cedar Grove, Tennessee can open its hearts to a few illegal immigrants who only fled Germany to practice freedom of religion.  Pity they weren't Muslim and we would not be having this conversation.
The Romeike's and their eight children are certainly welcome here in Cedar Grove.  We could use the political diversity around here.   We will not discriminate against Christians or whites no matter their skin tone.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center










Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Urban Poverty Law Center Is Responsible For IRS Abuses Of Patriot Groups

As President of the Urban Poverty Law Center my sphere of influence casts a wide shadow.

I was the first to suggest to my local IRS officer that there were bigger fish to fry since in two years of advertising for google on this blog, my take was only a little over $113, and my readers were subjected to endless pop-ups of that unsettling add with Obama and his stinky rainbow logo.

I was investigated for refusing to have adds pop up supportive of PBO in a blog which spends much of its ink or bytes critical of his policies and his intellect and very wary of his handlers.

I did not think they would take my advice to such extremes.

I apologize to the patriots for my suggestion that BHO aka PBO use the IRS to its fullest potential-
a strong arm enforcement tool of the administration.

Nixon's only mistake was not pushing back against a press which turns out to be very corruptible.

Money Talks and Patriots Walk!

The obituaries for America can be released.

More later.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

The Urban Poverty Law Center will hitherto be known as The Progressive Urban Poverty Law Center for the obvious reason. 

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Benghazi: A Study Of And The Lapse Of Good Leadership And The End Of A Presidency

The Benghazi lapse of good leadership, BLOG-L, to cleverly coin a term for future reference, is a milestone or rather a millstone around the neck of a floundering presidency.  We have witnessed an astoundingly inept obfuscation of even the most basic facts in the events at the American Consulate that September 11, 2012 night.

Now we learn the BLOG-L press release went through 12 different versions when only one, the truth, was required.  Why the fear to call the attack which left four fellow Americans dead an act of terror by Muslim extremists?

Why the pinning of the attack on a spontaneous Muslim block party gone awry over some unknown you-tube video produced by some Coptic christian hack in LA which no one saw?

A block party which included numerous AK's, RPG's, Molotov cocktails, and dozens of mortar rounds just in case the party was attacked by wild dogs?

No Hillary, those versions of what really happened all fell well short of what is expected of American leadership.

Americans under attack, whether at home or abroad, deserve all the interventions for rescue which are possible no matter how slight the chance of success.   Orders for the military to stand down in Benghazi were vexing unless your plans were to allow Ambassador J. Chris Stevens to be murdered?

How does the attack fit into the 2012 presidential election?   Did Obama's meme of the death of Al Q ring somewhat hollow after the Benghazi attack and the loss of four Americans.  Was BLOG-L caused by the fog of war, the war being with Mitt Romney and not with our Muslim enemy?  Or is BLOG-L
the best we can expect from our leadership as it stands and are they really that incredibly inept?

If you are ever uncertain what the correct action would be in any future event, call the parents of the Americans involved.

Ty Wood's father could have correctly called the right action in a heart beat.

Send in the marines!

Hillary, imagine how your actions might have been different if your husband Bill had been Ambassador Stevens' guest that warm September 11 evening when the block party broke out at the consulate.

OK, maybe that is not a fair comparison, take Chelsea and place her in harms way and then make your best call given those circumstances.  This is all that any parent and American who has children serving our country can ask.

Treat them all as family because they are our family, they are members of our tribe and of this great United States of America.

Hillary Clinton, you and Barack Obama, and Leon Panetta and who ever else was involved in making the decision to not stand up and fight for every precious American life in Benghazi have fallen short of a minimum standard of care.

Your mishandling of the affair in Benghazi is political malpractice of the highest tier.  Your hi jinx with the misleading press conferences and failure to attribute the attacks as terrorist linked and your BLOG-L is criminal at best and jailing a goof for a you-tube video smacks of despotism of the worst kind.

I strongly suggest you tinder your resignation from public life retroactive to September 12, 2012.

You see Madame Secretary, that is the last day we could believe you.

In your campaign against our most inept president since Bill Clinton, you posited the question:  "Who is going to answer that 3am phone call?"

The real gnawing question for the American people is not only who will answer, but what will the leadership do in response when that call comes in.

Al Q in Benghazi-1        The Obama/Hillary/Panetta Team-0

Try to get it right next time.  Use more of your cleverness to lead and you will not need to use it to cover-up your mistakes.

You will find it is much easier to look the relatives of the dead Americans in the eye and say your are sorry and we did everything possible to try to save them, than to try to lie after you have done nothing.

BLOG-L is the end of the Obama Administration since it will mark when the fawning press will see the corruption and ineptitude that permeates this God-awful administration.

Everybody can make mistakes, but this is a MISTAKE!

Hope for America and 2014 is around the corner and more senate and house cleansing will be the order of the day.  I predict a lot of the entrenched corrupticians be they D or R will make their exits before this whole thing comes raining down like Al Gore's middle chakra on a 20 dollar per hr hotel masseuse.

The lessons of Benghazi are legion.  Is anybody but me paying attention?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

William Ayers: Urban Poverty Law Center's Useful Idiot of His Generation Award Winner!

Is it time for William Ayers to come out of retirement?  Have his grievances been adequately addressed?  Did the bombs he planned after smoking a bale and a half of Mexican Gold create the perfect world he envisioned in his THC clogged synapses back in the 70's?

Billie, "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" do you?  Your destruction of American Imperialism is complete.  Your actions only chased the real oligarchs deep underground, leaving the American people exposed and vulnerable with a government which ignores the cries of its everyday citizens and pays butchers like Dr. Kermit Gosnell to terminate unwanted babies through horrible partial birth abortions.

The US government is first and foremost only interested in self-preservation.  A hundred thousand Department of Homeland Security jackboots on the ground whose main function is to preserve our trusted and highly vaulted government.  Jackboots who only lick from the government trough.  Jackboots who know their well being is intricately linked to the success of this regime.

Yesterday they were unemployable high school dropouts.  Now they dress in black, wear armored underwear and are decked out with the best weapons and the greatest technology available to mankind.
Janet (The Napper) Napolitono, the secretary of DHS has ordered them 1.6 billion hollow-point bullets to fire off in their spare time which has amounted to 99.9% since formation.

Targets now are said to include women and children, white Christians who home school, and not the bearded middle easterner or the rare fair skinned Chechnyan.

Ours is an embarrassingly rich nation if we can house, supply, and support an army of 100,000 who were called upon only three times in the past decade.  Mob control at Katrina, and hurricane Sandy, and to chase down a couple of Chechnyan schoolboys who had the poor judgement to take a page from Mr. Ayers book and blow up a couple of cooking pots filled with gunpowder, nails, and ball bearings at one of America's least violent sporting events, a marathon.

Now we learn the older schoolboy, still on his mother's medicaid insurance, a young lad of 26, TT, was also on government welfare so the government probably bought all the materials to make the device and worse, the Saudis and the Russians warned DHS that TT was a terrorist in 2011 and again in 2012.

The US government's reaction to this sensitive information will be buried along with all the other epic failures since congress long ago shirked its oversight responsibility, preferring instead to plot self- enriching schemes with insider trading scams.   But what ever ineffectual bureau was charged with watching him, he was not prevented from carrying out this attack.  Maybe we need half a million jackboots to protect our government?

Over paying people to be idle is not a good idea be they immigrants or jackboots in the DHS.

Well, Chechnyan schoolboys will be Chechnyan schoolboys and how were they to know they were supposed to blow up Tea Party folks and not the beautiful blue bloods of Boston.  Bill you must get the word out.  No explosives in Blue States!

The younger of the youths charged with the bombing in Boston, DT, was also a pothead, like Bill Ayers and looks remarkably like a young version of Robert Zimmerman, not the one who is charged with killing Trayvon, but the one who changed his name to Bob Dylan.

Can a connection with getting bombed on marijuana and planting bombs be made?  "It is stoney when your riding in your car.  I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned."  I need half a billion stimulus package dollars and I will buy a bale and a half of marijuana and get back to you with the results of my study, if I can remember, that is.

The human tragedy which unfolded in Boston a few weeks ago can be squarely laid at the feet of William Ayers.  His weak willed attempt to be a revolutionary has given us the world we live in today.

It is not a better and a safer place.  Corporate imperialism and greed has supplanted national imperialism to the detriment of all mankind.   A few bankers conspire to rob all the world of its riches and as long as they pay off the politicians, anything goes.

The problem is the world is a complicated place and people are unpredictable.  Those who believe themselves to be clever are often not.

The Internet and information is dangerous to these secretive cabals.   The moral believers in this country must make an effort to elect the right kinds of people to office.  These leaders must be courageous and identify problem bureaucrats and bureaucracies and be willing to fire them like Reagan with the air-traffic controllers.

I hereby declare Professor William Ayers as The Most Useful Idiot of My Generation.  This award is given by the Urban Poverty Law Center to the person whose actions, we believe, have influenced the world through unintended consequences to weaken the rights and freedoms of the individual and threaten a moral society.

Congratulations, Professor Ayers!  You have destroyed freedom for generations to come.  Your name will be placed along side Judas, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Stalin, Booth, Oswald, that Armenian who started WWI and for this we salute you.

The blood and treasure spilled in Boston is yours as will be the next event your drug addled minds concocted all those years ago and set into action.

The baton has been passed!  The lessons of the history you crafted have not been lost on your students.

TT and DT are only the first of who knows thousands of William Ayers copycats.

Time will tell.  Now where did I put that Doobie?

Oh, I almost forgot, happy May Day comrade!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center