Urban Poverty Law Center To Sponsor VP Debate Between Biden and Ryan

With Mitt Romney's choice of Congressman Paul Ryan, R, Wisconsin, I am now able to offer to host the Vice-Presidential Debate which is scheduled to take place on October 11, 2012, or there a bouts.

I already have the Cedar Grove, Tennessee Bingo Parlor and Food Bank Emporium reserved for the evening and I am free that evening to host the event and ask the questions of Congressman Ryan and Vice-President Joe Biden.

I have contacted Brian Lamb at C-Span and he will be able to cover the event live and will provide a live feed to the other networks.

The Urban Poverty Law Center Think Tank is busy working on the questions for the debate, and Franklin Bedford Gynengton,III
is the chairman and has final say on the questions.

A question from Tweeter, and one from Face Book will be included so we are not labeled as "Unhip". Again Franklin will have final say on which question from these sources is selected and all of his decisions are final.

We will allow each camp to ask the other camp a question in an attempt to generate controversy.

The rules will be worked out with the two sides as to whether the candidates will be allowed free reign on the stage or must stay put behind a podium or seated at a large table. Wilma Seaton has offered her kitchen table if the table option is taken. It is a large red Oak table made from hand hewn boards made by her great grand father, William Albert Seaton, Jr. who was wounded at the battle of Shiloh during the Civil War.

We have decided to do things a little differently in deciding who gets the first question this year. To decide we plan to have the candidates arm wrestle and the winner will get to choose. My cousin, Dr. Larkin Smooker, who is an emergency trained physician, has agreed to stand by should any biceps tendons snap. He assures me only a sling will need be placed as initial treatment for such an injury, and as long as the candidate holds it in place with the sling it should not affect his debate in any noticeable manner.

We have sent out our invitations to the Biden and the Ryan Camps. We hope you support us in our attempt to bring the campaigns to the people.

With your support this can be the best and most memorable Vice-Presidential Debate ever.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center