I am always eager to see what the editors at "The American Spectator" have included in their fine publication for conservatives. I immediately read everything R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr has written because I find his wit and writing to be beautiful.
This issue(Sept 2012) does not disappoint. Tyrrell has included a couple of zingers about democrats, a mouse and guns, and tied it into the coming "rout" of the democrats in November. Tyrrell intimates "the mouse was a mess."
Mitt Romney is poised to save the United States of America in keeping with the Mormon Prophesy. I have not read anything on the Mormon Prophesy and it may be one of those national legends such as the Fabian Society, the Bilderbergers, and the Trilateral Commission, not to mention the super secretive Urban Poverty Law Center Octogenarians which was an off shoot of the UPLC Septuagenarians a few years back.
The UPLC Octogenarians meet yearly, usually in a Motel 6 or 8 conference room, where the plans for the whole world are drawn up and discussed and voted up or down. The entire meeting can span several hours. Last year we gave the go ahead for President Obama to pull the trigger on Osama bin Laden. This year we will decide who the winner of the presidential election will be.
Chief Justice John Roberts is one of our puppets and we got him to throw his lot with the liberals and save ObamaCare.
This years guest speaker will be George Soros, who is prepared to interrupt his third honeymoon with his new bride, Tamika Bolton, a pharmacist, to engage our powerful group. We are best described as a benign dictatoriate. Our membership includes, Assad, Mubarick, Gudaffi, Sadam, Ross Perot, and Roseanne Barr. Former IMF head and pervert, Domminique Strauss-Kahn lost his position with us for his practice of lewd and unnatural acts.
We are prepared to make sure the rich and powerful stay that way. We have divided up the world's resources giving the vast portion to the rich and famous. The 99.9999999999999999999973 per centers will be allowed enough food and oxygen to serve their masters, but no more!
The Sham is on, let the voting begin!
In a final note: In my youth I recall Romney's father, George?, governor of Michigan, was noted to be a conservative in the bain of Reagan. I believe Mitt may be of the same cloth. Here is hoping.
Vote early and vote often.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center, Member Octogenarians
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