Cannibalism has reared its ugly head. Is it a passing fad or a more ominious sign of things to come? I am sitting on the fence on this one. Below I will consider each possibility.
Cannibalism on the rise because the coming finiancial apocalypse will stop the farmers tractors in the field and there will be wide spread famine which will naturally lead to starvation. Starvation makes strange bedfellows. Everything that moves is potentially food. Watch your backside. Like Barb Streisand says. "People who need people are the luckiest people in the world."
I remember hearing of the story of the starving man and his dog. The man cut off the dogs tail and cooked and ate it, but the man gave the dog the bone and the dog was grateful.
With the financial collapse, the funeral crematorium will become just another Backyard Bar-B-Que place, where the propriators will turn down the gas and set the corpse to rare and add a few garnishments and some sauce and we will see that it does indeed taste like pork! Yummie.
I foresee the Donner Party of four sitting down to eat granny after her passing. I see the elderly euthanized before they have lost all their mass to cancer. I believe the Chinese will think the cancer ladden parts a delicacy. They will eat anything that moves, creeps, crawls or oozes at faster than 1mm per hour. Children will be sent out to collect insects, fireants will be a delicacy. People will compete with the crows for any road kill by the cars on the road only there when driven by high government leadership.
These vehicles must be of the armored Humvee type as anyone caught out of their home area would be killed and eaten. It is not murder if you eat what you kill. Abortions will be outlawed, instead the newly born baby will be plopped directly from birth along with the placenta into boiling water and served up with some fresh polk salad.
Not all children would be eaten. Some of the better ones will be used to collect and gather natural foods stuff.
The lazy children and the unattractive women will be served up for dinner.
Airplanes will be shot out of the sky and the body parts of the victims would be scavanged and taken by the local population.
Invitations to dinner would be suspect in all but the most secure venues. People would form tight knit tribes where nonmembership is equal to food stuff.
Do not think it can not happen. Look at the Southwest and all those abandoned ruins.
The news today reaffirms what we all know in our hearts. They eat people, don't they?
Yes, they do, and yes, we can!
Forward! It is not a fad. It is our fate!
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
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