Thursday, September 13, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Revisits Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton

Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, love her or hate her one must admit she has a flare with words.

"I can't be bothered by every underfunded small business in America, this is nationalized health care we are talking here."

How bout this intellectual bomb shell from her vocal cords to the world on Qaddafi's death in Libya: "We came. We saw. He died."

Not exactly out of Caesar's Gallic Wars, but not bad for an aging frumpy graduate of Wellesley's School of Diplomats Destined for Pickles and Peccadillo's.

Then there was this when she learned of Ambassador J. Christ. Stevens murder in Libya: "You're shitting me, right?"

This followed by a pregnant pause as she sought out just the right words for the history books: "We came. We Saw. He died, also." "Please pass the buttered rolls. I am starving."

Such is the life of an American diplomat. I have put my name into the hat for consideration as Amb. Steven's replacement. If appointed I hope they do not mind if I stay in Cedar Grove, Tn and conduct all the diplomacy over Skype. I hate being bludgeoned and dismembered more than words can describe.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

"Politicians are assholes spewing platitudes with an attitude." JDM




Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center And Obama/Osama Arab Spring

The US ambassador to Libya John Christopher Stevens is bludgeoned to death by the failed foreign policies of President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Roddam Clinton, the wrinkled wife of the former President Bill Clinton, whose only qualifications for SoS are a figment of the elitist leftist universal mind. A mind with serious delusions when estimating the dangerous nature of desperate people in third world countries who spend over 50% of earnings just to feed themselves and their families to a point just above starvation.

Is it any wonder the starving third worlders look upon the fat and ugly American, Hillary packing 50 extra pounds added through diplomatic binges on buttered lobster tails, Russian Beluga caviar, Kobe beef and the empty calories afforded by the finest wines and after dinner liquors makes this point in spades, as the enemy?

It is time to redefine America's diplomatic mission in the world. Who are our allies?

I will list those I feel we can rely upon with the most trust worthy first.

1. America's red states full of patriots.

2. United Kingdom, if pushed

3. Australia and Japan tied

4. California and New York, only if directly attacked.

5. Western Europe excluding the French

6. Mexico and India

7. Canada

Who are our enemies?

Russia, China, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Libya, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Hollywood, The New York Times, Jane Fonda, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, Jr, the producers of "The Voice and America's Got Talent".

When you assign relative danger to our enemies one must take into consideration the means and desire to do us harm. For example, Iran and Iraq are way down the list even though there are elements in both countries that would like to do us harm, great harm. I have no doubt that given nukes Iran would not hesitate to use them against us. The top three countries on the list all have nukes but have the intelligence not to go about willie nillie in deploying and using them. The middle easterners are a particularly fierce and war loving breed with intellects below that which is needed to use nukes responsibly if there is such a thing possible with nuclear weapons.

What do the Russians and the Chinese and the Pakistanis know that escapes the Middle Easterner?

Simply that Rich White Men are ruthless and will murder one and all, the number of dead is not a concern, only that the RWM retain power and control of the world which they feel rightfully belongs to them.

President Obama is more of a third world president and is proving to be a problem for the RWM cabal. The cards are lining up against his reelection. Ambassador Steven's brutal murder in Libya is the "10" on the way to a Royal Obama Flush scheduled for November 6, 2012.

I am going to miss him when he is gone to Hawaii and the Cackler Hillary Roddam is retired to New York where she and Bubba can plot their return after some serious dieting and plastic surgery.

With Romney and Ryan in place, the RWM will be back at the helm and ambassador murders around the world will be less likely under their watch and would definitely not be ignored.

Obama/Clinton are not respected nor have they earned it. They have no stick, only excuses. The Arab spring has only harmed world peace. But governments thrive on conflict and wither with peace. This fact is not lost on the elites who have the reigns of power.

Pitiful!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Stands With Chicago Teacher's Union

Chicago has the distinction of boasting the highest paid teachers in the nation. Average salaries are $76,000 not including benefits like not having to work nights and weekends, and all holidays off, and summers off. Throw in a generous retirement plan and the boundless opportunities for sex with young taut student bodies and what is not to like. Life is good for the few who can and do!

Why would they turn down a 16% pay raise? They are teachers, they can do the math.
Costs have risen more like 50% since the former prince of Chicago, Barack Obama started infusing money into a broken economy. The teachers know they will be short if they do not reach parity with the dollar's value in 2009. They need to average $112,679 per year just to break even. Yep, the dollar is that weak.

Time for Rahm Emanuel to take a page out of his former bosses book and spread the wealth around.

Chicago teachers are the first in the country to realize that Obama's economic policies have crippled our purchasing power. I say make your demands, stand your ground. Take your wages back to parity!

The teachers in Chicago are teaching all of us a valuable lesson. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. It will not be long before our leaders will have to admit to the inflation that has been placed into the system by deficit spending.

In Chicago, America's chickens have come home to roost!

If there is reincarnation, I pray, I come back as a Chicago public school teacher.
What could be better?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Friday, September 7, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Metaphor For Obama's Recovery

I am not a proficient sailor, but that did not stop me from buying a 27 ft sailboat from a friend who had lost interest in sailing. The price was very low and the boat, though neglected for three years was in excellent condition and all it needed was some bailing out and some hard work to scrub the mildew off and refinish the wood and I am up and sailing in no time.

I inherited the boat just like President Obama inherited this economy which was waylaid, not by Geo. W. Bush, but by three years of a democrat controlled congress and the perfect economic storm of the housing bubble and the thievery taking place in the bond and derivatives markets.

One hand tied behind his back already when young Barack assumed office in 2009, handicapped by Keynesian economic advisers who suggest the way to float an economy when it is sinking is to pour more water in the hull by adding liquidity, money through government spending and reams of new regulations to hamstring anybody who was planning on profits.

And if anyone was so clever to have a profit the threat of higher taxes on an already too high corporate income tax rate to dishearten the hearty among us... Then throw Obamacare taxes on top for taking still more wind out of the sails of the profiteers among us and Obama and his crew of the USS Economic Wreck can sit back and watch all the sailboats weighed down by their taxes, regulations, and energy costs flounder and fail to progress in the doldrums devised by these central planning dunces.

Private enterprise like a sailboat is best kept light and agile and not burdened by government regulations and paperwork. But the Obama administration sees it differently.

President Obama says, "I know there is some rough sailing ahead through these dangerous economic seas, but put these added burdens of higher energy costs and regulations and I have placed hidden reefs out there for you to blunder onto, but have a nice trip."

Most businesses have decided to keep the boat in the slip until the economy improves and the seas calm.

American business has voted with inaction. President Obama must walk the plank.
I am as good a sailor as he has been a great central planner of the economy.

The economy will mark his defeat in November with the largest regatta in celebration ever. Four years of pent up business expenditures, businesses coming out of a long, long economic winter induced cabin fever brought about by President Obama's tom foolery playing with an economic engine he was, as it turns out, woefully under qualified to tinker with, will be punch drunk and ready for business.

Here's hoping for smoother sailing ahead. The US economy was just a tropical depression when Barack Obama took office. His blunders have taken it from a tropical depression to a tropical storm. Hurricane Barack will be the result of giving this man four more years with the wrecking crane.

Americans deserve better. The ship of fools leaves in November. Bonn Voyage!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Supports Bill Clinton's American Dreams

When it comes to Democrat National Convention Politics I am as apolitical as Former President William Jefferson Clinton appears
to be asexual.

Is it just me or does Clinton seem to be uncomfortable in his own skin, which hangs loosely on his aging frame like that on a 15 year old Shar-Pei, and did his speech also have a few wrinkles in it?

I did not watch the speech, but like the Obama sycophants in the press who did not watch the RNC I will not forfeit my right to be critical and snippy.

Clinton stated President Obama has laid the foundation for the economy to rebound in 2013. He offers no specifics, but my take is the foundation he laid was the fact he, Obama, has been a complete incompetent in his first term and deserves a drumming in November. This incompetence has laid the foundation for a Romney/Ryan landslide which is our country's best hope for an economic recovery.

President Obama has kept businesses guessing about ObamaCare, tax rates and the uncertainty of these two policies has kept businesses and their monies on the sideline. His anti-oil and coal stance has also crippled our recovery with the highest energy costs in our republic's history.

Energy, affordable energy is the sine qua non of a healthy economy. No energy, no economy. Can President Obama be this inept? A few thousand years ago men on horseback conquered the world, a world that freed itself with gun powder and firearms so that now a superpower, the USA, cannot defeat a rag-tag group of low-middle IQ goatherds living a middle ages life in the mountains of Afghanistan.

The electric excitement for Obama's next four years is gone missing. The only groups still groping for this failed presidency are those in the public sector unions whose checks have been fattened by his policies of government over the people instead of government for the people.

The People are awake and on to Mr. Obama. Parading Bill Clinton, that relic of the last century, whose only claim to fame involves cigars, blue dresses and stains containing his DNA and the subsequent lying and an impeachment, is not enough of a smoke screen to grant Obama a free pass for his petulance and profound arrogance which became apparent to working Americans when he chose to "Rule" and not "Lead".

Rulers have the benefit of not having to please the subjects. Leaders must make allowances and consider the citizens in all their decisions.

President Obama is perhaps the best and only ruler Americans have ever had. This fact has laid the foundation for the recovery that "Wrinkles" Clinton spoke of in his address to the DNC last night. Bill Clinton is Obama'a lap Shar-Pei for the moment. After November 6th he will be pushing Hillary towards a run in 2016.

In four more years will there be enough anti-wrinkle cream to keep these two geezers presentable? If Obamacare stays in place we will not have to worry for they will be killed off by the incredibly poor health care Americans inherited from Barack Obama.

Romney/Ryan in a landslide.

Americans need a leader and not a ruler. President Obama is toast.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center


Sunday, September 2, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Finds Cow Pie With Joe Biden's Likeness

I would not have believed it if I had not seen it with my own two eyes.

Larry Simpson and I were over in the lower 40 on mama's place yesterday looking for some old horse pull cutters and rakes as Larry has a buyer from over at Pillowville who is Amish and they still use this stuff. We have about 30 cow calf units on the place which backs onto a watershed lake.

We were canvassing the fence lines over by the old lean too where my grandfather used to keep his old Ford tractors when Simpson calls me over.

"Jack, look what I most stepped in."

I wandered over and took a look.

It was a perfect profile of vice president Joe Biden's face in a cow pie.

As Clint Eastwood quipped the other day, "Just a smile, with bull shit behind it."

It was dried and we carefully picked it up and will present it to Mr. Eastwood when he comes to town to accept his First Citizen of Cedar Grove, Tennessee Award.

One thing is certain in life, like the inevitability of our looming deaths, you never can predict what shit will do even if you lived a million years.

Joe Biden lying in my pasture smiling up at all who passed, so stupid he doesn't even realize what a piece of shit he is and as such is a national joke.

Irony?

We are hoping to place Cow Pie Biden in a chair on stage at the Cedar Grove Bingo Emporium and Food Bank and see if Mr. Eastwood would care to debate the smarter of the two Bidens at the awards ceremony.

Might make for an interesting evening.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center


P.S. Our Joe has a wicked case of halitosis. The Debate site will be well ventilated to comply with all the EPA regulations which apply. jdm

Friday, August 31, 2012

Urban Poverty Law Center Honors Clint Eastwood

I am pleased to announce that The Urban Poverty Law Center is honoring Clint Eastwood by giving him its first ever Citizen of Cedar Grove, Tennessee Award.

The voting took place just after the end of the RNC and there were several nominees, but the clear winner by a 3-0 vote was Clint Eastwood.

The Award carries no monetary prize since no one in Cedar Grove, Tennessee invented dynamite or a software program, but Albert Gore, Jr did invent the Internet and he is from Carthage, TN which is only about 170 miles east of Cedar Grove, but he has not donated any monies from this invention or the millions given to his family for having the only rare earth mineral claim in Tennessee that his daddy was lucky enough to get through his communist contacts with Armand Hammer.

After realizing our award to Mr. Eastwood would carry more weight with a monetary prize, I have decided to purchase Mr. Eastwood a $50 gift card good at any of the country's 1237 Wal-Mart stores. I wish it could be a $100, but times are so hard here in Cedar Grove, even the Meth dealers are on food stamps. Nina Pickerel has said she will give him a dozen eggs from her free range chickens. They just started back laying eggs after a coyote got into the roost about three weeks ago and ate two of her favorite chickens.

Nina's nephew, Colton Cattombe, a senior at West Carroll High this year, set out some traps near Nina's chicken coop and caught one of Nina's barn cats. Cut its leg right off above the kitty wrist. Colton had to put the cat down. The way Nina sees it that coyote has that poor cat's blood on its paws as well as the chickens.

Colton redoubled his efforts and got a dying rabbit call and set up down by the creek near Nina's place and at dusk called in 17 coyotes and shot twelve. Verne Flotsom, the taxidermist, who also works at the aluminum factory in Huntingdon, says he will make Clint Eastwood a Coyote throw rug if Colton don't mind giving him one of the coyotes.

I think by the time Clint comes to Cedar Grove for his award he will be pleasantly surprised by his reception and all the gifts. It ain't every day we give out an award such as this.

Clint Eastwood is a special fellow. He told President Obama he needed firing. We at the Urban Poverty Law Center have been thinking the same thing since before this fellow assumed office.

He has given ineptness a new meaning in politics. An average man would have to try real hard to mess things up this bad. It seems to come naturally to President Obama.

We are gonna miss him when he is gone.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center