Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Poem For Big Tech Big Brother, And Big Sister, And Big Brother Who Thinks He Is A Sister And Vice Versa

Google playing with our noodle
Leftist hiding truth and strudel
Youtube leaving out the fiddle
Public watching Dems who piddle

Baltimore burns rat's delight
Cummings churns in broad daylight
Federal grants down the drain
Waste enough for a high speed train

Mayor Pugh what say you
Are your bills over due?
Leadership in the shadows
Heading for the public gallows?

So Google, Youtube show us truth
stop playing games and being uncouth
show Baltimore as a well run city
and we will give you no mo pity

Shine the light on truth today
and watch the rats run away
So Youtube, Google stop the lie
And give the truth another try

People see what you are doing
Just another public screwing
Algorithms skew the news
Touting liberal point of views

How is Russian Collusion different than
Google's Collusion with the China man?
Anti-American Anti- Trump
Google deserves a great big thump

Stop the foolishness stop the war
On half the country its gone too far
Google, Youtube listen to me
Fairness and truth will set you free

The final straw to set you off
Make America Great Again
And wait for it:
Keep America Great!  Amen.

JDM  PUPLC



Monday, July 29, 2019

Maureen Dowd Can Call For Trump's Impeachment, But Where Are The High Crimes And Mister Meaners?

Maureen Dowd, the aging famously frumpy opinion journamatrix for the NYT, has penned a piece which declares our president, a lumbering impeachable!   She from so humble beginnings to such heights, nigh impossible in a single lifetime!  But Ms. Dowd has done it.  Now on to her President Trump rantings.

Curiously she gives no specifics as to the Trump high crimes and mister meaners, but just ejaculates onto her paper he should be impeached but the senate will not vote it in its current make up.  Pity.

Well MoDo, perhaps I can help you with your list of grievances against the Great and Powerful Trump?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to be richer than you?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to have a wife who is more beautiful than you?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to have an American public, over 50% who get this special man and his wonderful sense of humor and adore him?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to have a president who says what we all think and does not cow to political correctness?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to put America first and protect our borders and insure our elections are not swayed by illegals voting for democrats?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to open up our energy sector to end the sway the OPEC cartel has had over America for over 4 decades?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to clean up the corruption that has become Washington D. C.?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to try to bring the Korean peninsula together and bring NorKo into the fold of humanity?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to force NATO members to pay a fair share of their defense?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to be on friendly terms with Putin where cooperation against ISIS and other common threats would benefit both?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to call Baltimore out on its poor hygiene and blame its democrat leaders, maybe Elijah Cummings and his wife can use their tax free scam to buy a few more garbage trucks for the clean up?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to defend one's self from bogus charges of Russian collusion?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to point out members of congress who hate America?

Is it a high crime and mister meaner to defeat the worst person ever to run for president and who lost twice?

America has found its savior,  the patriot, Donald J. Trump and the only crime and mister meaner is that he did not run for office in 2012 against that fellow whose name I cannot recall.

So Maureen, honey, go get yourself some more chocolates, and buy some new cute pumps and have  a few more parties with all your friends who do not understand President Trump and his appeal to ordinary Americans, and hunker down for it is going to be another hard four years for you.

Keep America Great!

JDM, PRESIDENT UPLC

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Did Robert Mueller Have A Peter Strzok?

Rob Mueller played the deaf doddering old white man in his performances in front of the house committees.  A far cry from the learned Washington insider he is portrayed in the popular Trump hating press.

Did he have a Peter Strzok?

Did he deliver the knock out punch Jerry Nadler hoped for?

JDM PUPLC

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

The Squad Is Odd And Trump Is Right, The Border Swings Both Ways, This Ain't Hotel California

If socialism excites your base and you are an American politician, it's time to get a new base.   Pelosi and her gang of house democrats are in dire straights.  The love affair the Pravda of American journalism have for the Quiff Squad or the Unfreshwomen of Congress who represent districts in New York City, Minnesota, Michigan, and Up State New York have sucked all the oxygen out of Nancy Pelosi's house of representatives.

These harpies are UnAmerican and show allegiance, in no particular order to:  undocumented immigrants,  Al Quaeda, Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood,  and are seeking to undermine American greatness.

President Trump has assessed these unhappy near-do-wells correctly.  They hate America, speak ill of Israel and one even opened her big bilingual mouth and killed a win-win deal Amazon had made with the city of New York costing thousands of high paying jobs for struggling New Yorkers.  This economics minor from Boston College, thought the billion dollar tax incentive the city was granting Amazon would be better spent on the infrastructure and the poor.

This gadfly bit the hand that feeds her rather hard with that Joe Biden Class gaff!  And she never acknowledged her mistake.  Maybe she still does not understand what a blunder it turned out to be.

And Ilhan Oman, the Somali princess, refers to 911 attacks on the World Trade Centers as "some people did something".

Why yes, Congresswoman Oman, some people did something to kill over 3000 innocent Americans. You have dishonored our country and should stand under a falling rock for the punishment of your sin  in keeping with your noble religion's traditions.  However we do not have stoning as a tradition in our western society.  Honor killing is not our thing.

We believe "Sticks and Stones may break our bones, but words will never hurt us!  So we will talk trash with your Squad and President Trump has done that in spades already, but we will never stone or stick you for your delusional utterances.  We will beat you at the ballot box.  Count on it.

The bespeckled Squid member, looks more suited for a burqa than even the late Helen Thomas of the Washington press corps, has a nasty mouth, which more than once referred to the President as a MF'er.  She and a catfish share a striking resemblance and when she enters the room it begins to smell like low tide in no time.

The utterances that come out of Talib's mouth confirm she is a true bottom feeder.

Ok, I am done picking on the Gaggle of Greatness known as the democrat Squad of Communists.

I hope they last for they are entertaining like George Harrison intoned on "A Hard Days Night"
"they're grody, we make fun of them and throw things at them when they come on the tele."

JDM  PUPLC





Sunday, July 7, 2019

Joe Biden Gaffs And The End Of His Political Life, Who Will Face President Trump

Joe Biden,  "poor guy can't help himself" quote Brit Hume. Joe Biden's gaff on Russian interference never on his and Obama's watch has placed him squarely into Hillary Clinton's bridge club of has-beens in elective presidential politics.

Too bad Biden flamed out so soon.  He would have been a great place holder to lose to Donald Trump in 2020.  Now the democrats will have to offer another sacrifice to fill the slot.

Will it be Bernie Socialist?  Probably not his nuts are stale and are rattling around in his head.

Will mayor Pete be the first openly gay president?  Nope, he has failed his mayoral duties in his small Indiana city state and is falling short of the media's great expectations.

Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren, will she be able to capture the nomination.  No, she is awkward in her movements and comes across as the old maid great aunt who tries to be cool,  but falls flat with the younger generation.

What about Cory Booker?  No,  he is a goober.  Spartacus lost without getting into the coliseum.

Kamala Harris is woman enough to capture the nomination.  Currently, she is the media's choice.  She is just as accomplished as Hillary, who as you recall, rode a powerful politician's back from first lady of Arkansas, to co-president of the United States, to New York senator, to Secretary of State, to twice failed candidate for President of the United States.  Hillary Clinton did not have it.  It being what it takes to win the presidency.

Kamala Harris got her start in California politics by riding Willie Brown's coattails.  She has more of it than Hillary Clinton, but is shrill and comes across to males as unlikable.  On her best day she is not presidential.   She is in over her head.   Green New Deal, medicare for all, open borders, gun control, higher taxes, she supports 5/5 losers.  If Kamala Harris gets the nomination she will be blown out by the Trump wave.

Well Google's AI is warning me my content is not approved so since I cannot recall any names of the also-rans for the democrat presidential nomination I will sign off as:

JDM PUPLC the most hated blogger by Google's AI


Thursday, July 4, 2019

Democrats Love Abortions And Hate Guns, Which Kills More Americans? The Southern Border Is America's Vagina!

Death in America by guns is hotly debated by the 20 democrats running to beat President Trump.
Well, that is a lie.

There is no debate on the gun issue among the democrats.  They feel the 39,773 gun related deaths in America for 2018 is too great a burden on a population of 340,000,000.  Elizabeth (Big Wampum) Warren even advocates gun confiscation.  Something a fool would promote as this would increase the number of gun related deaths in our country.

Gun control is the democrat albatross.  Al Gore, Jr  lost to G. W. Bush in 2000 because of the democrat's weak party plank on gun control.

Abortion control is the Republican albatross.  Never-the-less, nearly 10 times the number of Americans lose their rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness by the abortionist's evil hand than by the bullet.  Planned Parenthood admits to preforming 332,757 abortions in America last year.

If our Southern border were renamed America's vagina and Mexico the world's multiparious uterus at term, delivering hundreds of thousands of unwanted financial babies into our country every month, would the democrats agree to aborting these illegal entrants who have far more rights than our own  unborn babies?

To me unwanted illegals should not have more rights than unwanted babies.

The wall is border contraception.   It is the only way to stop the unwanted immigrants from dragging us down.  Birth control is a good idea, but so is border control.

Silly democrats have aborted 70 million poor and mostly minority American citizens and find their support among working middle class voters is lagging.

So, on the bright side, without Roe V Wade, Hillary Clinton would have been president today,  Al Gore, Jr would have clobbered G. W. Bush,  Reagan and Trump would never have occupied the White House, and the Supreme Court would have been 9-0 liberal today instead of 5-4 conservative leaning with possible 7-2 given the age and health of Ginsberg and Bryer.

On second thought, keep the abortion mills open and running.  Damn life, full speed ahead.  The democrats got abortion right but it eliminates their voting block and skews elections towards republicans.  Immigration freely across our southern border is the D attempt to get the voters they stopped in the womb.

Good luck with that.

I am,

MDJ  Urban Poverty Law Center Janitor