Friday, September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh Funny?


My neighbor Bobby Birdsong came to me with the above toon.  I do not get it , must be a New York funny.

JDM. President UPLC

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

The Psychology Of Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings, Or Monkey C And Money Doo.

Dr. C.B. F, PhD psychology.  Hum?  What do we know about human psychology?   When I was in college in the decades of Richard Nixon through Ronald Reagan,  a long story, my experience with psychology majors, though somewhat limited, gave me the distinct impression these students were trying to find out what was wrong with them.   There was something wanting in many of these students.   It seems they were searching for any glimmer of hope they may be normal.  Sadly, most were not.

But humans as a group are flawed, some more than others depending on who is doing the judging.

Which brings us to the importance of Judge Kavanaugh's hearings.  If confirmed to the supreme court he will be doing the judging.  If CBF PhD can derail his confirmation, this 15 yr old twit with a dubious motive and an ax to grind has perhaps changed history and destroyed a man and his reputation without a whit of proof to an alleged event from 37 years ago.  

Allegations of sexual misconduct are the new "She's a witch" claim for our snowflake society which can mistake  teen play for serious psycho rapes.  The difference between teen groping at an alcohol fueled party and rape is the difference between a lightning bug and lightning.   CBF PhD is confused.   Teen groping under the influence could be considered the purest form of flattery.

I care therefore I grope?   I grope M and M's too often because I love them.

If CBF PhD were candid she might share her misgivings about her own personality with all its foibles and short comings.   She is most likely a narcissistic democrat who may have been sexually abused as a young child.   Sad if this is true.  Adults taking advantage of a child is unconscionable.  Teen gropes at wild parties is standard operating procedure.   This is where they learn what works and what does not work.  It is a "monkey out of the zoo" moment.  Raging hormones, alcohol and party's, oh my!

Do not get me wrong here,  I well know there are some very sick monkeys out there, but we learned who these people were in grade school and knew to avoid and not party with them.   More proof that Judge Kavanaugh is innocent for if he were one of the "sick monkeys", everybody would know it and 65 of his female monkey troop mates would not have signed a letter attesting to his good monkey bonafides.

Has CBF PhD transferred the hatred of her sexual abusers onto Brett Kavanaugh who, in her mind, threatens all women  and therefore her, with his stance on abortion?  Perhaps.

If Kavanaugh's view is correct, life begins at conception, abortion is murder, and murder is not easily mollified.

"Thou shalt not kill." is fully 10% of the Ten Commandments given to Moses back in his day and for these to be passed along from generation to generation is quite the recommendation to their importance.

One of the commandments which fell off the tablets was: "Thou Shalt Not Swim Until One Hour Has Passed After Lunch."   It was downgraded from a commandment to an oft made mother's demand.

It is rumored it all began when little Tommy Tuggenheimer, age 10 was swimming near his home in Frankfort, paused to eat a large lunch and immediately there after ran back into the river, sinking like a ballast stone never to be seen alive again.   His bloated body came up three miles down stream the next day.  Little Tommy paid the ultimate price for not taking his mother's warning seriously.

If this missive has any lesson it is dredging up 37 yr old complaints from adolescents at an alcohol fueled party to derail an eminently qualified jurist's appointment to the supreme court is monkey business and should be dealt with as such.   CBF, PhD has no proof the monkey business even occurred.

Ignore CBF, PhD and her scurrilous claims.

Vote yes to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh.

He is a fine man.

I am

JDM, President UPLC

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

How George SSoro And HiSS Open SSociety ISS ASSociated With Brett Kavanough SStaining And A Maxine Waters Toon


The week of Kavanaugh Konfirmation Hearings has been Krazy!  DiFi with a Chinese Spy has dropped a last minute land mine on poor old Brett in the form of a 36 year old charge from a woman named Christine Blasey Ford,  who turns out to be a rabid democrat, p-hat wearing, Hillary loving, Trump hating activist, whose parents lost a case presided over by Judge Kavanaugh's mother back in the 1990's.

Her charge, I went up to a bedroom at a party with one of his friends and he pinned me on the bed and groped me.  Both Kavanaugh and the friend deny it and Ford is not really sure about dates, places and times for this alleged trauma from nearly 2 score ago.  Tell me Brett, when did you stop groping 15 yr old girls?

Her lawyer associated with G Soros Open SSociety.  Her party democrat.   Her goal, keep Kavanaugh off the SC to keep Abortion safe and America's children in jeopardy.  The democrats feel they have improved society by aborting the right people.

In fact the abortion mills have been so successful in aborting the poor we have needs to allow millions in to take their places.  At least our aborts would have grown up here and assimilated where many of the immigrants will never assimilate.

Smart move.  Open SSociety.

The cartoon was contributed by my nephew Cecil Fonville, Jr who is an eighth grade student for the second time.   He tells me this is his portrait of Maxine Waters.   I did not have the heart to tell him his spelling is off.  He struggles in school.

I am

JDM, President and Publisher, UPLC

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Bobby Birdsong Sings A G00GLE Song



What and Why and How Should A Commercial Company with Internet Access Behave politically?

Should Companies have to make public disclosures?  I have long felt my blog has been the focus of

discrimination beginning about Jan of 2017, less traffic, as I am a small voice with no love for Obama

Clinton style of governing.  If a pipsqueak like me feels the anti-conservative forces of this company,

what must it be like to be a Breitbart or a Jones?

Corporate Collusion must be investigated and congress should make laws to force these corporations

to publically announce their political bias.

Political bigotry is nasty a from of bigotry and should be treated as aggressively as racial bigotry.

Religious bigotry ditto above.   Sex bigotry against males, especially white males, ditto.

The Google Wise Latina who pushed to get out the Latino vote through votino was too clever by a

third since she pushed 30% of the Latino vote to Trump which had to have a positive effect in

Hillary's slaughter in battleground states leading to her electoral college vote fail.

Mr. Birdsong has a hidden message in his cartoon.

I follow only Donald Trump on Twitter and am barraged by pro democrat adds from twitter which I

am strong enough to resist.

President Trump should root out all bigotry, racial, sexual, political and relgious on the internet and

the republican congress should be willing accomplices since the current holders of power are not the

beneficiaries of Google's political bigotry.

Should there be a corporate Bigotry tax?   I don't know, I don't know.

I know it is not worth it to get into a pissing contest with a force that buys internet access by the

Google Bite unless you have the power to make laws, any law, anytime.  Google may be great but

they are not the Taxman.

By the way what does the federal government charge for internet access,  or is it free?

I am

JDM President UPLC


Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Say Hello To Bobby Birdsong's Second Hilarious Knee Slapper!


Bobby Birdsong, recently retiree from Syosetts, New York has come up with another cartoon.   He has kept his New York Political, Hillary Clinton lovin politics out of it, but one of the characters does bear a striking resemblance to her and carries some of that famous HRC "poor-mouthing" on ample display after her most humiliating defeat by the man with the Golden Hair during her "One Million And One Excuses" book tour.

Bobby thinks HRC lost because Melania Trump is so pleasing to the eyes of both men and women.  She is perty enough to make everyone a lesbian.    And that she married Donald Trump and not Buster Steinburner, a handsome plumber's helper from Attica is more related to wealth than good looks.  Don't get me wrong, I think President Trump is a fine looking man, but Buster has movie star looks.

Buster has Kurt Douglas's chin,  Frank Sinatra's deep ocean blue eyes, Howard Stern's nose, and Sean  Connery's voice and accent.   Many women in and around Utica have been known to clog their toilets just to see Buster.  Do a search of his name, you won't be disappointed.

I told Bobby Birdsong First Lady Melania Trump v First Lady's Man Bill Clinton probably drained a few thousand Russian inspired votes Trump's way in the battleground states.   Bobby conceded my point in that Long Island, New York flippant manner.

Personally, I am getting Mueller fatigue.  Time for Bob to shit or get off the pot.  His infestation of our duly elected and loved by the masses in fly over country president, is sucking the news media dry.  Even Mika and Joe are starting to squeak when they walk.  They have to apply emollients to their undercarriages just to move about.

Chuck Toddy and Prettyboy Acosta have lost octaves in their speaking voices as the testosterone is leaving their already shriveled balls.   Meanwhile if Trump's get any bigger he will need a wheelbarrow to get from venue to venue.

The vicious attack on males which began in the 1960's with the burn your bra feminist movement is beginning to fizzle.  A million years of nature cannot be wiped out by shrill shrieks and fat chicks in half a century.  Testosterone is here to stay.

Thank you God, for Donald J. Trump.  Let Testosterone free!

America has decided, and rightly so, that sometimes what is needed to save the day is a MAN.

So look out, get those panty shields off boys and grow a pair.  Be a MAN, be proud and do not let a bunch of hateful heavy chicks drag you down.

You are as God intended.  And fat chicks is just karma.  Right Hillary?

I am,

JDM  President Publisher UPLC


Thursday, September 6, 2018

UPLC Branches Into Cartooning, Welcome Bobby Birdsong

Bobby F. Birdsong, formerly of Syosetts, New York.  In Cedar Grove as a recent retiree, but the folks down at the Old Country Store think he is in the witness protection program.  Came to me with a cartooning plan and I have agreed to publish them as long as he leaves his New York politics out of it.

Enjoy?

I am

JDM  President and Publisher Urban Poverty Law Center

Click on the pic for a kick.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Why Does The Best Country In The World Tolerate A Third World Press? Americans Are Woke.

The American Media is pathetic.  With few exceptions it is a mouth piece for the democrat party.  It is blatantly against middle Americans who inhabit the non blue areas of our country's interior and still believe honesty, truth, Guns, God, fairness,  family, country, following the constitution as written, and the Ten Commandments are a great way to live one's life.

The American Media shoves LGTB AND OTHER FREAKISH goofs down our collective gullets nonstop, 24/7/28/30/31/365.25.

The American Media colludes with unpopular politicians such as Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Nanci Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, Chuck Schumer, and Elizabeth Warren, while colluding against popular politicians such as President Donald Trump.

The upheaval in American politics brewing for a number of years has caught the Leftist Leaning Media giants flat footed and speechless. Middle America is woke to the Media lies and distortions.   The cat is out of the bag, the horse is out of the barn, the fleece is off the sheep, and John McCain reflects the best of what America is in our time?  Right....... if you consider Americans self-aggrandizing twits with a mean streak a mile long and selfish, very, very selfish.

For example: When the recently dead John McCain picked Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in 2008, the American Media was shocked to see McCain/Palin gaining on the preferred ticket of Obama/Biden.  Enter the American Media Grinder to destroy Palin, with the Curric interview:  What Newspapers to you read?  Oh, you do not read?  And I can see Russia from my house. Who is the Yeminee vice chancellor to the Department of Rice and Bratwurst Procurement.  No that was last year's vice chancellor, you ninny!

 The collusion to destroy an honest politician continues to this day where McCain, in death was a bigger butthole than in life when he left Palin out of his funeral's guest list.    Not being included in this charter hose head's final guest list is quite the honor.  I am a member along with President Trump and Governor Palin.  

McCain proves my grandmothers point.  " You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

Is McCain still dead?

 Another:  Protecting Obama and Hillary from any ridicule or responsibility for the Benghazi debacle was unconscionable.  A free and healthy press would have pressed those in authority for real answers to what went wrong so perhaps it may not have been repeated in the future.

A really big story during the lead up to the 2016 presidential election was Hillary Clinton's use of a private server and her mishandling of top secret documents which we now learn were shared in real time with hackers from China and probably a dozen other competitive world powers.  All but a few in the press blindly accepted the Comey FBI whitewash of these very concerning acts by "the smartest woman in America."

Another big whitewash during the 2016 election campaign was the poor health of one of the major candidates.   The 2016 9/11 collapse of the media preferred candidate looked more like the battery died in a life like Hillary doll than if it were living and breathing flesh and blood.  Has anyone seen Hillary Clinton cut, bleed or bruise?  How can she not walk up steps unaided and no reporter look into this health Fax paux?   Why can she not walk down steps in India without the aid of a couple of WOGS under each arm.

Trump is 2 and a half years her senior and can march up and down Air force One's steep steps without assist and no media is covering this fact.

The American Media with its self proclaimed stars such as Chuck Todd, Jim Acosta, the Smoes of Morning Joe-Blow, the editorial boards of the few remaining newspapers in NY, Washington, LA, Chicago, the hags of the View, are in love with democrats and hate America.

The American people who came out in droves to elect Donald Trump president have spoken loud and clear.  They no longer believe and are no longer swayed by the lies spewed from the broken reportage of Anti-American Pro-Globalist Antifa supporting sycophant of the democrat party.

The American Media has fallen and is as dead as John McCain.  Their coverage of the McCain funeral was another failed attack against America and her President.  Donald J. Trump, real Americans love him and he loves us.

To steal one of Obama's favorite pastor's catch phrases: "No, no, no!  Not God bless the American Press, God Damn the American Press."

Like the boy who cried "wolf!" too often.  The American Press has lost its mojo baby!  And once the mojo is out of the tube...  their influence is lost.   They are held in contempt.  They are ridiculed.  Keep up your Trump Derangement Syndrome conniptions and watch your ratings fall, like Hillary down an Indian Temple stair steps, but there will be no WOGS to brace you.

Do yourselves a favor:  SURRENDER HILLARY, stop covering for her and her greedy pay for play ways.

SURRENDER MUELLER, stop covering for his partisan self serving deep state protecting witch hunt.

SUPPORT AMERICA BY SUPPORTING TRUMP.

Renounce your UnAmerican activities and join us.  America is a wonderful country,  the best in the world.

Embrace your inner Kavanaugh,  resistance is futile.

America got to be America.

A shithole she will never be.

Home of the brave and land of the free.

There is room for idiots and Patriots in America but not her enemies.

Join us, won't you?   Renounce your treasonous acts.  Pull the wagon forward.

American Media, you suck!

I am,

JDM  President, Urban Poverty Law Center