Saturday, October 5, 2013

Urban Poverty Law Center Defines Governments True Function, Brilliant, But What Did You Expect?

My nephew, Kolby Cobb Boatswain, III, is taking civics in middle school and came over to ask me what purpose the government played in our lives. It was an assignment from his teacher, Mrs. C Lamphrey Lighthurst, who can trace her heritage all the way back to the famous Martin Luther King March on Selma, Alabama. She claims her mother slept with one of Reverend King's aides that night in the jail, claiming it was the most exciting 15 seconds of her mother's life and she came away with little C Lamphrey and a wonderful memory.

Mrs. C Lamphrey Lighthurst has bug eyes and is an irritable woman but I will not slander her mother to guess which follower of Dr. King fired the shot in her mother's direction that hot summer night in the Selma City Jail, but his initials are JJ.

Back to Kolby's querry.

I will quote as near as possible what I told young Kolby:

"Kolby, as I see it, the government hires the barely employable to take care of the completely unemployable by taking from the eminently employable."

"Can you be more specific?" Said Kolby.

"Yes, the TSA, Transportation Security Association, and Homeland Security are recent additions to our fine

government."

"Thank you Uncle Maybolt."

"You are welcome."

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Newly Flexible Re-Elected President Obama And Iranian President Hasan Rouhani

Given President Barak Obama's new found flexibility after his rout of Mitt Romney in last years presidental election cycle which was bastardized by Candy Crowley and her Benghazi lie, and Lois Lerner and her mischief at the IRS and its Tax Free policies for all but Tea Party groups, and the thousands of voting iregularities at all the large cities in the swing states, and how easily our twice elected president was rolled by Russian Leader
Vlad, the Obama-Knocker, Putin in the squabble over Syrian Gas in Assad's struggle with Al Qaeda, now we learn Iranian President Hasan Rouhani wants to meet President Obama for talks in the first ever Middle East and West Muslim Summit Talks.

Who better to represent America but our Muslim in Chief who blurted out to Georgie Stepsonallofus, that "McCain has not been critical of my Muslim religion." To which Geo said, "You mean Christian religion."

With our current leader we will be lucky if he doesn't do a "fast and furious"-like walking of nuclear weapons across the border into Iran.

We will know something is up if the dimunitive North Korean leader Kim's Yon Son is next to request an audience.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Ben Franklin, Where Are Thee? Urban Poverty Law Center Cries Out!


"Printers are educated in the belief that when men differ in opinion both sides ought equally to have the advantage of being heard by the public; and that when truth and error have fair play, the former is always an overmatch for the latter: Hence they cheerfully serve all contending writers that pay them well, without regarding on which side they are of the question in dispute." Ben Franklin

I am reading a biography of Ben Franklin by H.W. Brands and here in this one statement writ by Mr. Franlkin about 250 yrs ago sums up the problem we have in modern day politics in America.

Both sides of the opinion are not addressed fully by todays equivalency to the Printers of Franklin's times, the Media.

Liberal progressive bias stains all that it touches with its haughty condescending attitudes towards the tax payer and patriot.

Lois Lerner of the IRS and her full frontal assault on the Tea Party is as a direct affront to freedom of speech as one can get and it was perpetrated at a time in our political discourse to encourage the most mischief.

Her actions possibly changed the will of the people who were not free to hear both sides of the opinion. How can truth and error battle on equal footing if only error is presented in the public arena?

The republic, if we can keep it, is being fundamentally transformed by a malignant media bias. The new minority is the Tea Party. The new Klan is the democrat party and its big government alies in the unions and its cobbled together coalition of the super rich elites of Hollywood and the new media types like that Facebook bubble head and his Google eye in the sky thief who spy on everybody ad lib.

I suggest these chaps take a page out of Ben Franklin's book and leave the social engineering to the people who vote.

Freedom when lost is lost for all.

The "Printers" of today need to take a close look at their actions. The consequences to this republic are devistating.


Todays Printers chastise the Tea Party members of the House of Representatives for holding out for truth against the huge error of the completely misnamed Affordable Health Care Act, the only part of the name which bears any truth is "ACT", because it is all an act, an act of thieft from the young, healthy, and the productive to the sick and idle.

I include the bureaucrats of the government in this idle group.

I contend it is not what Lois Lerner has done for this country but more to the point of what has she wrought against its most productive citizenry and patriots who only wish for equal treatment under the law.

With the current administration and its puppets in the media they have neither the representation they deserve or the service their taxes pay for, and waiting for this media to preform its watchdog function over governmental abuse is in vain.


Really Lois, really? Is taxation with fair representation too much to ask for in today's world?

Lois, you are as foolish as you look in your testimony in front of the congress and the American people. If you had any pride you would fall on your sword, or travel to Alaska next spring and float out to sea on the next spring thaw on a large enough chunk of ice to give you time to make peace with your God and beg forgiveness from the country and the people you have wronged.

Benedict Arnold, make room for Lois Lerner, for with her assault against Americans and in particular the Tea Party, she has earned her position along side you with America's notorious traitors!

Lois Lerner you have lost face. In Franklin's time you would be tarred and feathered. But these are not those times and you are safe in your den of theives, your realm of rascals, your union of government workers. I believe you should be taunted everywhere you go with public ridicule.

Come clean with the American people, Lois. Claiming the 5th admendment while actively denying others their 1st amendment rights is delightfully filled with ironies.

Truly, today some pigs are more equal than others! Time for you to appear before the congressional committee and squeal, Lois, squeal like only you can. You know what needs to be learned to correct the mistakes currently being made by the fools who would be kings and view all but themselves as simpletons.

And as they say, the band played on!

Is it time to start a war to distract the people in America from the real threats to freedom? Lois, what a piece of work you've turned out!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Vlad Putin: Stop, It's A Trap! Snowden Is A Plant! Stay Out Of Syria!

I read the news today, oh boy! About a lucky man who made the grade. John Lennon.

I am not here to be critical of Obama, but to praise him. The president has been playing a chess game with the middle east which includes Russia, Iran, and Syria and Al Qaeda. Our board pieces are looking good for our enemies to fall on their own swords and to be lifted on their own sarin gassed up petards.

A thumbnail sketch follows: Iran, Russia and Syria are locked in a battle with rebels who are allied with Al Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood. America's best interest is to knock off as many Al Q's as possible and we have determined we no longer have the will or the money to keep up our direct fighting against the enemy who blends with the non-combatants. We cannot beat them on their soil.

Enter plan "B" for Barack Obama. We forge a tenuious alliance with Al Q and supply them with our state of the art weapons and nudge Russia and Iran to enter the fray with our threats to strike Syria in limited fashions only. The boiling point is reached and Russia and Iran come in full force and kick the bejesus out of our former faux allies in Syria and there are a lot of Al Q's dead on the battle field and we have our enemies do the heavy lifting.

Brilliant President Obama, but I know it was Vice President Joe Biden's mastermind who came up with this plan. It has all the hallmarks. Biden, dumb like a fox.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

President Barack Hussein Obama: Brilliant Middle East Policy Ploy!

Folks, to be honest, I did not get Obama nor his presidency, that is, until now.

I have had a lot of unflattering things to say about this most polished baratone reader of the magic teleprompter, but now I can see what he is doing with his most recent tact in the Middle East.

I refer to his brilliant strategic alliance with Al Qada against Syrian President Assad.

How did I miss the cleverness of this move by President Obama against Assad and with the terrorist who are lining up in Syria to fight the good fight?

You see, when has an ally of the US won anything but a draw or outright defeat in the past 50 years?

Viet Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan have all suffered in its alliance with the United States.

With the alliance forged with Al Q, Barack Hussein Obama has assured their defeat and ours as well.

It is a strange play in "mutual assured destruction" that was practiced and played out during the cold war with the USSR.

Kudo's to Obama and Kerry and your new foreign policy gambit. Form an alliance with the enemy, assure a defeat!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Hey, Honest Bob: I got a $1576 Brake Job On A Volvo At Steamboat Brakes and Alignment In Colorado And Towed To Another Mechanic

As many of my followers know I will write about other things that interest me from time to time. This is such an occasion.

My nephew, Rupert Maybolt, my brother's step son whom he adopted, was at a wedding in Colorado when he noted a loud squeal coming from his 1979 Volvo 242. He called his mother who told Rupert to take it to a shop and get the brakes repaired.

Rupert called "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob said he could fix em and get em back on the road. When Rupert got the call about the brake job from Bob, he was told the total price was $1576 and all that needed to be done was to bleed the brakes and to come get it.

Well my nephew was stunned, why the high price for disc brakes all around, he quickly looked up all the parts on the internet and the parts for brake pads, rotors, calipers, and other incidentals was $350 shipped. He asked me to call and talk to Bob, which I did.

I listened to Bob say he charges what he charges because "I live in a resort Mt community and my overhead is much greater than yours in Tennessee." I was not sure if by overhead he means his shop rent or his lifestyle, but I suspect it was the later.

I asked what sense did it make to put a $1600 brake job on a $1000 car and Bob's reply was "I have done more to a rusted out Ford F-150 for a crazy local in Steamboat.

I was not soft on Bob, and he took offense and demanded cash only for the job and then said he was unable to bleed the brakes as it had a broken actuator with a crack in it and it leaks! Said we could get the car and tow it away and it was in storage at $30 a day until it was picked up.

Now I do not claim to be a mechanic, but it seems Bob has missed his calling too. Rupert drives in a Volvo with brakes that stop it to Bob at "Steamboat Brakes and Alignment" and Bob does $1576 of his magic, missing the actuator problem until he has called for his cash, and refuses to fix the car, gets mad at insults from Uncle Jack, demands cash, will not take a check since stop payments orders have been used against him over and over in the past. His admission!

Bob, do you think you did Rupert and his Volvo and his mother right?

In Tennessee this is called unsavory business practices and is reserved for scoundrels and higher level politicians.

It would not suprise me to learn Bob was once a politician before his jump into mechanical enterprises.

If you are ever in Steamboat and want your car repaired find another Bob, this one is a real piece of work or perhaps a 1979 volvo with disc brakes all around is his limit. We all have our Waterloo's.

Jackson Delano Maybolt

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Meet The Rodeo Clown Who Captured The Heart Of A Nation: Bobby Skittles

Meet Bobby Skittles. Better known as the Missouri Masked Obama clown. Bobby made the mistake of keeping in his clown act a mask of each president dating back to president Clinton, donning each and firing up the crowd at the rodeo with the same question, "How would you like to see President Clinton,Bush,Obama rolled over by an angry bull?"

Crowd roars and cheers. Then Bobby Skittles runs from the bull, mask on, to the great delight of the crowd. Bobby Skittles did not know his presidential mask would be ripped from his face that cool August evening is Sluggo, Missouri by politicians who fear Bobby's caraciture of President Obama, strikes far to close to the truth for these lily white politicos!

The real story behind the story is that these "Crazy-Assed Cracker" politicos in Missouri including the governor, the Lt governor, and Senator Claire McCaskill are closeted racists trying to keep any reference to the president from containing terms such as clown, monkey, neanderthal, no wait they were white, well you catch what I mean here.

We will not be truly free of racism in this country until we can look at any politico, black, white, brown, or yellow, and shout insults at a rodeo which include terms such as clown and Obama in the same sentence. Until then we will remain separate and unequal.

Ridicule is a powerful force in public life. To give Obama a pass on ridicule and criticism because he is black is carrying affirmative action too far.

The rules have to be the same for everybody. White, black, pink, yellow, red and brown all politicians should be ready for those who disagree with their ideology to, from time to time, hurl an insult or two. That is what we do.

President Obama, Bobby Skittles, did not mock you because you are black, he mocks you because you are the President.

Congratulations on your accomplishment. Very few can achieve what you have especially given your meager intellect which has been successfully hidden from public view by clever speech writers and your telepromptors.

I do not mock you because you are black, I mock you because you are wrong. Wrong for America, wrong for the world, and wrong to allow your protectors to crucify a lowly rodeo clown who in his act used your likeness to entertain.

Your are bigger than that, or are you?

If you do not act to spare this lowly Cowboy Clown soon you will go down in history as the worst president since Hitler. Or perhaps a better example might be Stalin given your communist leanings.

Perhaps that is the way God intended it.

He made you and He gave you free will. Too bad.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center