Thursday, July 21, 2022

President JRBiden,Jr Has Cancer? Stood down Corn Pop? Never Spoke To Hunter About His Business Dealings? Come On Man!

Yes, President Biden probably has cancer. It is not unusual for a man nearing his 9th decade of life to have prostate cancer. But the non aggressive forms smolder as men get older and something else takes them to their great reward where I feel certain President Biden will be rewarded with 72 eight year old girls with freshly shampooed hair. A great man deserves a great reward! I am Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Chancre Fellow of The Urban Poverty Law Center since 2017.

Monday, July 11, 2022

What If The Georgia Guide Stones Were Blowed Up And Nobody Kered?

Someone blowed up the Georgia Guide Stones. They blowed up real good! I always felt these monuments had no right to exist in these times of rampant Monument destruction if one person is offended by the message it holds. Its first "Guide" was to top out Earth's population at 800 million which would be a 90% reduction of the human population. Wow, you would have to poison a lot of people to reach that grand goal! I do not think there is any way of achieving that unless there was a plan to vaccinate everyone with a time bomb like substance that slowly kills. Naw, that would never happen. Hitler has been dead for over 80 years and besides our government loves and protects us and we love and protect them. Yep, that would never happen, not in a million years. I have to cut this off, I got my booster last week and I am feeling kind of dizzy. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chanc Thud!

Can Mars Be Settled By Humans? My Advice To Elon Musk

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid. Elton John got that right. If Elon Musk is planning to settle Mars I suggest he consider doing so with the LGTQ no B group. Hetero's would clog things up with pregnancies and children who require a lot of resources for their care and feeding. With the Gay Muskovites Elon could have his settlement on Mars and perhaps the first build should be Main Street for frequent Pride Parades. Parading has been shown to improve feelings of self-worth. Of course a tat parlor and piercing studio would be top priorities along with hair dyes. Musk should recruit 18 to 20 yr old LGTQ's and he could get 30 to 40 years of work before retirement. THAT IS ALL. I AM JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN CHANCRE, JR FELLOW AT THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER SINCE 2017

Monday, June 27, 2022

Transitioning To An America Ruled Locally: Asshat Liberals Furious Uglies Threaten To Not Bump Uglies With Republicans, Please Don't Throw Me Into The Brier Patch!

Roe V Wade ajudicated in 1973 opened the door for politicians to abort their out of wedlock indescretions rather than drown them at Chappaqua. Washington has always been hypersexed and in DC power is best projected with an erection. Even lesbians use faux penises made of rubber and ribbed for her enjoyment. (aside: In college I majored in Chemistry and took a minor in Dildology.) Gay men double their pleasure with not one but two tent poles in one tent. Straights have one and done. But where is this headed? I never know. I just write what my inner voice dictates. Which reminds me of what Spanky said while Darla first preformed her oral magic on him, "Darla, how does my dictates?" I personally do not think unlimited abortion is appropriate in a moral society. One liberal observation quoted to me by my public school and college brainwashed children is to note the drop in crime registered 19 years after the historic Supreme Court ruling, about the time Bubba Clinton and his lovely wife Hilldaug were being touted for their co-presidency. They claim the abortees were all criminals and did not deserve life as unwanted, unloved, feral children on the mean streets of Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, LA, San Francisco, Washington DC, Martha's Vineyard, to name a few. But if life is limited to only the good where would the wolf be if the sheep were holding the abortion button? What would become of the crocodile if the wildebeast had its druthers? What would become of man if cattle and chickens had their wish come true? I am a proponent of life. I believe human life is a gift from God, that our souls are permanent but our bodies are temporary temples meant to allow our interactions with the physical world. Watching the joy a puppy feels growing and interacting in its new body is heart warming. Their play is a celebration of life and it should always be celebrated and not mourned. Mark Twain quipped: "Why is it one celebrates a birth and mourns a funeral? Because they are not the one involved!" Watching the protests makes me think we were shy a few million abortions 20 to 30 years ago when it was legal in all 50 states. Now with the Dobbs decision it will only be legal in roughly half the states. Where's the beef? If Alabama and Mississippi want local abortions the people of these states will vote for demons to lead them and abortion will become legal. So my advice to the screaming ninneys out there who hope to raise some hell in the places where there are no consequences for criminality, where demons rule, have at it burn, loot, murder, but you are going to answer to your creator when you give up the ghost and what if your next life is sucked out of your mother's womb and your are pulled apart at a Planned Parenthood facility over and over and over? Or if you one day successfully run the abortion gauntlet you grow up to be a mentally ill liberal freak who cannot stand opinions different from your own. Who made you the judge, the jury, and the executioner? Hum? Ever consider that possibility, liberal misguided asshat? Get thee behind me Satan, in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Twain said the difference between the perfect word and the almost perfect word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug. And with this I submit my apologies, I am just a man, a flawed and simple man and humble man, who is Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center since 2019

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Michelle Obama Spells Womxn

I don't want to seem smarmy but wouldn't Michelle's cutsie spell be more accurate as WomXXn?
And WomXYn for Transioned swimmer. And WomXXXYn for bisexual. And WomXXXXn for lesbian? And Woman for straight? Please add any variations my addled mind has missed. Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre Jr Fellow of the Urban Law Center

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Did Too Much? Over 65? Leg Cramps? Read On For Simple Relief

Yesterday the temperature, 87 degrees. I changed a battery in my small airplane, a daunting task for the elderly. Flew 12 minutes to my new home based hangar. Played a round of golf, 2 and a half hours in the baking sun. The relative dehydration brought on by these activities precipitated my leg cramps, more painful than watching that crone, Pelosi, explain the need for US Taxpayers to fork over 40 Bil to the Ukraine. Solution, two pepcid complete and 6 ounces of water. Relief was quick and well received. Now if I can come up with something simple to rid the US of the crones of political theater, I might have something. Maybe honest, fair, and transparent elections? Hum? Joseph R. Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center since 2018