Can Fentanyl Be Used To Kindly Kill Those Sentenced To Death For Treason Or Is It Too Little Punishment? What Will The Circus Demand? Drawn And Quartered Sounds Bad.

I am not a politician or an attorney nor ever dreamed of becoming either. This treatise will offer a suggestion for our penologist who will undoubtedly seek out a kinder and more ethical application of capitol punishment to the serious crime of treason. It now looks like a lot of goofs in Tech and government are at risk of a treason conviction, which is punishable by death. And lucky for them the more gruesome methods including chopping off heads, firing squads, hanging, the electric chair, and the gas chamber have fallen from favor. Point of order, your honor! It seems thousands of Americans unexpectedly die each year hoping to dull their miseries by ingesting one tiny pill. Fentanyl, yes fentanyl is the answer. It is cheap and plentiful, thanks to President Joe Biden and his open border pilicy(funny play on word?). And more importantly it is very effective in small doses. As little as one pill of street xanax, percocet, or a lortab is enough to kill the largest linebacker on the Georgia Bulldog's football team. It happens every day in this great nation of ours and they just go to sleep and stop breathing with little or no wiggling or even a convulsion. Ok they may vomit and gurgle for a short while, but this is not bad as the person is unconscious through it all. That's All Folks! Yes, I propose the death sentence be carried out with a glass of water and a couple of street pills. Fentanyl from China may answer America's prayer for a kinder way to execute our treasonous traiters. And for those traitors who do not want to risk your fortune hiring lawyers and fighting your convictions see your local pill dealer on any street corner and take a pill and pass your money onto your families. Let your consciences be your guide. I am Hector Chadwick Rodreguez-Ortez IV, grand nephew to UPLC's founder, Jackson Delano Maybolt, and I am 15 years old, going on 16. Uncle Jackson does not know about this post, but since he has died, he won't care. Oops, gotta go, I hear Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr, coming! Adios, muchachas.