Sunday, May 31, 2020

Join Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery (PAAAT)

Lets face it folks, we are at war.  One side is for the destruction of America as we know it, and the other is for its preservation.  One is for globalism and open borders and the other is for our Nation.

It is time to make a choice!  Either we stand by and do nothing and watch the greatest experiment in self-governance wither and die or we step up to help out in any small way that we can.

And this is why I founded the PAAAT.   It is a nonviolent organization of American Patriots who will be the eyes and ears for our law enforcement agencies who quickly become  overwhelmed in riot situations.

Our mission is to identify Antifa and locate their transportation and safely hobble it by spiking tires or other nonviolent techniques.  A foot soldier is easier to defeat than a cavalry.

The government must grant us immunity in our mission or we cannot proceed, nor should we.

I have asked President Trump via presidential order to place a $100 bounty on Antifa transportation, $300 on buses.  I expect to hear back in public in the next couple of days.

These are desperate times we are living through and it takes all of the people to defeat anarchy.

When good people sit back and do nothing evil people will fill that void.

While out canvassing your neighborhood for Antifa thugs look for strangers, of slight build, pasty white complections, and dressed in black with back packs, as soon as they are out of sight and no others are near by, spike their tires, open the side wall as this cannot be repaired and if you spike all four, it will cost them about a $1000 or more to get that horse back on the road.  If we found a car for every 2 to 4 thugs, and there were 300 thugs per riot location, the PAAAT could clip them for about $75 to $150,000 to replace 300 to 600 tires and they would have to stay in local hotels and eat at any places they did not burn out.

This is the technique Sherman used against the South and the Native Americans, basic warfare stuff, and Bedford Forrest used it quite effectively against Sherman and Grant.

Taking that much money out of the game leaves less for drugs and bike locks and flashy back packs and black clothing allowances.  Bricks ain't cheap.  Sledge hammers are $40 or more at Lowes.

Make being Antifa hurt people!

Join the Patriotic Americans Against Antifa Thuggery now!

Its free and only you know that you are a member.

Remember loose lips sink ships.

Vote with your actions.

Jason Bourne Biden, V  guest columnist UPLC


Tuesday, May 19, 2020

A Most Peculiar Encounter

A young man presented himself to my farm yesterday asking for some money to buy  food while I was up at my mail box.  He stated he is trying to get back to the Colorado Rockies where the space ship is to pick him up.  He, as he explained it, was an emissary from Alpha Centurian placed here with the election of Donald Trump to prepare Earth for the harvest.

"The harvest, what harvest?"

"Where have you been," he chided me.

"The Universe is almost completely out of souls.  We were sent here to prepare you for this harvest of souls."  

At this point I was certain I was dealing with a certifiable nutcase.  But I decided to go along with him.

"We, who's we?"

"Me and 193 of my fellow Alpha Centurians.  One for each country in the world."  He said.

Well, there are 195 countries and I thought I had him there, but before I could call him on the mistake he said:

"We decided to exempt the country of See and its 800 residents."

He continued,  "Its political, the big wigs in our world have spoken and your Vatican City is spared from the harvest."

"The souls must be without sin, which are sort of like Wago beef, it's just better."  He continued.

"The one thing we did not consider was this Wuhan virus,  it has made the harvest nearly impossible.
We had plans for 6 billion souls, but the virus has a peculiar property.  It renders that soul useless for our purpose.  The great counsel of Stars has decided to move on.  Of course we will collect the aborted and the rare death not associated with Wuhan, but we will be leaving Earth.  This whole sheltering in place and that damn viurs has made it rather difficult for mass collections.  So Earth and its people are safe for now."

I gave this nut job $20 and he thanked me and turned back towards the Dollar General.

I collected my mail, and there it was!

My Stimulus Check!  If I had known this, I would have given that kook, $40.  

I am going to cash this check and go the the Titty Bar as soon as it opens.

I am fairly certain they would not be getting my soul.

Alpha Centurian, ha I bet that is not even a place.

I may be stupid, but I am not crazy.

Winniford Rufus Maybolt,  uncle to the Late Jackson Delano Maybolt,  President UPLC

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Will President Obama Pay For His Hubris

Hubris is valuable if one can buy someone for what they are worth and sell that one for what they thought they were worth.  And President Obama with his huge hubris burden is a profit waiting to be made.

President Obama, clever Harvard grad, felt certain he could sic his Justice Dept and FBI on Trump and take the Trump Presidency out.   Well, it did not turn out like Obama and his criminal cabal of anti-American consprirators planned.  Trump is still president, the Russia hoax is exposed as a cheap trick and the impeachment orchestrated by Adam Schiff fell flat interferring with President Trump's handling of the Corona virus emergency.

Did Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Comey and Biden expect Bill Barr to look the other way?  The real "by the book" LEO is Bill Barr, Ms. Rice.

And now Flynn has been exhonorated and the dubious case against him brought by his petulence, President Barak Hussein Obama,  Allah's acolyte, was an attempt to keep his administrative malfeasance under wraps.

Flynn and the Trump administrations might not understand Money to Mullahs, and the Paris Accords on global warming, or keeping American jobs overseas, and keeping America dependent on Middle East Oil Sheiks or arming ISIS, all issues not in the best interest of America and Obama, old boy, you supported all of them.  I haven't even mentioned your money laundering scheme with the Ukraine.

What about the sweatheart deals Vice President Joe Biden made for his son Hunter in the Ukraine and China, and the millions raked in by the Clinton Slush Pay for Play funds.  Maybe the new kid in town would question these shenanigans and unleash the full force and power of the Justice Dept and the FBI were it not so compromised by the your administration and its appointees.

The Flynn Affair, the Russia Hoax, The Mueller investigation, and the impeachment hoax is pointing to the former Obama Administration and its attempts to keep its criminality under the radar of the Trump Administration.

Epic Fail!

The first domino has fallen, and the chain reaction goes all the way to the top.  If you are lucky, Pres. Obama, you may get a cell right next to Bill and Hillary Clinton.  I hear they are a hoot.  Keep her away from ashtrays, however.  She has a hell of an arm.

Barr and Durham are taking names, and yours has popped up on the list.  Maybe time to catch a flight to Kenya before its too late?

Good luck and good riddance.

I'm sorry if you were just a pawn in global political games, but the buck has to stop somewhere and you were holding the title.

So will President Obama pay for his Hubris?  It is looking more like it since Flynn was released than ever before.

I hope you get out of the pokie in time to enjoy the beach house on Martha's Vineyard for the sacrifices you made for the deep state against the American people.

Treason is the reason.

You are either a very brave or a very gullible man.

Life is too short not to do what's right!

Your actions against Flynn, Trump, and America were clearly wrong.

The summer of trials for treason is upon us.

Enjoy your May.

Joseph Biden Chancre, Sr  Urban Poverty Law Center