Day 493 Of Madame President Hillary Clinton's America-Paradise Lost

Day 493 of Madame Hillary Clinton's presidency. Aside from the earth being a little bit cooler and the waters beginning to recede no longer threatening to reclaim our coastlines, oil is $300 a barrel and our deficit has shot up to over 2.5 trillion dollars a year while the number of tax paying Americans with a job has fallen to record new lows. Madame President gave a speech early in her presidency where she bemoaned the fact that "I have never worked harder for a tax cut in my life for the middle class ( now down to three families living in Iowa, everyone else is in the lower classes, subsisting from day to day on government hand outs and begging imigrants coming in from our porous borders for a scrap of bread) "but we had to raise taxes on the few workers left in America so that we might do the work I promised for the common good!"

And the press cheers!

Elon Musk was given a 40 trillion dollar government grant to build a tube from Syria to Atlanta, Georgia and when it is opened in a few months the south will be repopulated with Muslim immigrants. The deplorables were taken off in droves to reeducation camps where their condition and whereabouts are unknowns.

Madam President appointed Loretta Lynch as the Scalia replacement on the supreme court and the second amendment was struck down and MS 13 began collection of all the firearms from registered republicans who resisted at first but the heads of the wives and children of the resistors on pikes in the public square brought them to their senses and they all boarded the trains to the camps without any further resistance. Guns are no longer a threat in Hillary's America. Bill Clinton has been appointed Schindler of sorts and on his good days he goes to the train station and will pull off any expecially attractive female teens to serve him in the White House. Only the best looking and fittest are chosen. The runners up go to Epstein's pedo island. The rest are off to the "reeducation camps" to be placed in Hillary's final solution matrix.

Iran was given nuclear weapons and its new ambassador Valarie Jarrett and her special assistant Barack Obama are living there where he is planning to run for grand mullah when the Iatollah steps down.
When Obama was questioned about not being a citizen of Iran and eligibility for grand mullah, he quipped, "That did not stop me in America, I do not see it as an obstacle in Iran, you see I am worshiped here, recall the billions I shipped them?"

Late night comics, Fallon, Kimmel, Samantha B, have seen their writers in block for over a year, nothing is funny when Hillary is President. The crisis of comedy has come to a head and any joke about Madame President is met with a secret service interview and an IRS audit with a personal review of your taxes by Lois Lerner.

The joke that got me in trouble was the one about Madame President being arrested for drugs. You see they lifted up her skirt, or pulled down her pantsuit, if you will, and found 25 kilos of crack!

I have been in Gitmo ever since.

Madame President has dissolved our military and our security has been given to a private contract won by Louis Farrikan. He has subcontracts with MS 13 and the Russians. Meanwhile the donations to the Clinton Foundation have topped 8 quadrillion dollars and 45 cents. Even the deplorables are donating the gold in their teeth to her charitable cause. She is that good. The foundation used some of its money to put a Starbucks in Port of Prince so the populace would have a clean bathroom.

Chelsea Clinton has been placed on the board of directors for Disney, Walmart, Google, Apple, Facebook, and is planning a new children's book about empowering women and boys have dicks.

The NFL no longer accepts players who will stand for the national anthem and it is no longer played at sporting events. The players now must stand and cheer with the fans when a large banner with the image of Madame president if unfolded from the Goodyear Blimp in a slow fly by.

Secretary of State, John Kerry, has tightened sanctions against Israel and they hope to have Israel off the map in another month or so.

Michigan has Sharia law in effect. The burka is manditory for all women.

What Barack Obama started as the fundamental change of America is complete with Hillary Clinton at the helm in less than 500 days.

America, she is lost. God bless America.

I am,

JDM President Urban Poverty Law Center