I have had an epiphany. I am starting to warm up to Hillary Clinton. If any of you are familiar with this set of writings from a son of a bitch, then you know I have never taken kindly to Bill or Hillary Clinton. I have always felt they were the best examples of the worst of American politics. He with his sexual proclivities for stray tail and her with her love and lust for money, power, and prestige.
While watching this poor elderly wretch of a woman on her million excuse march across American media it dawned on me America, especially conservative America, owes her a great debt of gratitude for what she did.
No, not for all the graft and pay for play acts of dishonesty, nor her making the world, particularly the Middle East, a safer place. But Hillary Clinton is the only presidential candidate Donald Trump could defeat. I do not think he could have won against Biden or even Sanders. But Hillary Clinton, with her patented dullard style, the worst wardrobe choices since Peewee Herman, and her cold nature, which reminds us more of a wicked step mother rather than our mothers, was not able to break out with all of the press and twice the money Donald Trump spent on an election no one thought possible to lose.
And Hillary muffed it. Failed mightily. Failed miserably. Failed completely. And her failure is America's epic win.
With Donald Trump, fewer raptors will be struck by windmills, the air will be a little cleaner, the temperatures will begin to cool and the oceans will recede. People will spend more time working and less time watching Dr. Phil and Opra will have to get some new material.
Hey Dr. Phil, Hillary needs an intervention.
I will start it off here by thanking her for being such an unlikable politician making Donald Trump's win possible.
Americans can never repay what she did for her country. She laid down her political career so that Trump could
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
I am,
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center
Should we try to honor Hillary Rodham Clinton by making November 8 a national holiday? MAGA day, it has a nice ring to it. JDM
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