Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Contamination Of American Hospitals With Obama's Ebola Virons Is Not The Proper Public Health Answer, The Urban Poverty Law Center's Plan

We are now in our third week of the Obama Policy Failure AKA, Ebola Patient Zero, that kindly 40 year oldish Liberian national who managed to get himself exposed to Ebola in his native land, buy an airline ticket, and ride his dreams over to Dallas where he quickly sickened and presented to a hospital for treatment.

While receiving the best of care, racking up half a million dollars of expenses, nurses and doctors and lab and X-ray technicians all in rubber suits tended to his needs, but all for naught. He succumbed to his illness. What contributed to this man's demise. Would one more blood count have made any difference? Were the daily chest x-rays necessary to see that his lungs were dissolving on time?

And now we see that President O's, read ZerO's, policy has finally seen some growth. Now we learn Patient Zero, here in America because of President Zero, has passed his illness to patients One and patient two. Both health care workers involved in his care in the hospital where Zero spent his final hours dissolving away and shedding trillions upon trillions of tiny particles.

Here is the meat of this diatribe. Hospitals must be EBOLA FREE ZONES! Public health officials must immediately reactivate unused public buildings and adapt them for quarantining and terminal care of the afflicted. The patients must be isolated and placed in areas all alone in negative pressure environments and the only contact with health care workers is across an impermeable barrier. Reverse bubble boy. It needs to be done now. After the death, the remains need to be incinerated or the cubicle which must be able to be sealed could be taken off and buried in a toxic landfill site near Washington DC.

What to do with the ones who live? They will be shedding viruses for weeks, up to a month in semen, so they must go through quarantining for about a year, in Guantanamo with other survivors. Will they become our walking dead?

I cannot guess, but what I do believe is that drastic steps must be taken now and all talk of money needs to be hushed. This is the biggest challenge we will face in our lifetime. We must not fall short for anything but victory means death.

I publicly call upon, the Bill and Linda Gates Foundation, and the Clinton Foundations to enact policies to fund these EBOLA CONTAINMENT CENTERS and cut the red tape.
I can build the prototype here in Cedar Grove and have it up and running in a little over three days if I have a billion dollars.

What is it going to be America? Sit back and wait for our sclerotic federal government to screw it up as usual or let our private enterprise take over and save our great nation. I will place my bets on Haliburton over President Zero and his merry clowns at the Centers For Disease Control.

Live Free or Die?

Ebola, this gift from President ZERO, must be enslaved now.

STOP EBOLA NOW!

Get your Stop Ebola Now bumper stickers from my online store.

All jokes aside, this is serious shit!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center, creator of the EBOLA CONTAINMENT HEALTH CENTERS,LLC

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Urban Poverty Law Center Public Policy On Gay Marriage In Conservative States: Ride The Wave!

I am forced to briefly address the Gay marriage controversy by the Supreme Courts decision to allow the lower courts to brush aside the will of the people. Their decision not to address the states rights issue is essentially a green light for wedding bells to ring loud all over the country. Perhaps the Gay wedding chapels can be upstairs above the abortion clinics to remind everybody in the conservative states why both are immoral but legal.

But I digress.

States set fees for licenses. A marriage license could be set at one fee for marriages that may result in biological reproduction of citizens, let us say $100, so the very poor would have to save up to jump into the mix, and if the state determines no biological reproduction could directly result from the union due to same sex partners, then the fee should be say $10,000.

Oh, but it is unfair and a tax on the gay community. Well tell that to the smokers, the drinkers, those that buy expensive yachts and park them in other states to avoid punitive state sales taxes. The gay community pays the same tax as the community at large until they self identify by marriage, then some of the costs can be shifted to those who have benefited from Aids research and other public health costs they have a responsibility to reimburse the public tax trough.

I do not wish to be labeled a homophobe, because I do not think I have given it much thought, but if the majority of the society feels gay marriage is morally wrong in one state, then that state can accept it if forced to do so but can, through taxation, make the best of a bad situation and a gay marriage tax seems to be the most logical response.

But Jack what to do if the state where they married was a low marriage license state and they move to a high state marriage license fee? Simple, do not recognize it as legal until they pay the tax in the state. Same for traditional marriages, but at the lower nominal fee. Can't get a drivers license without having paid the tax if your are married. Or Vote? State income tax forms may have a line about this as well.

This is America and you have to pay to play.

The Gay Marriage Tax an idea whose time has come.

Some have complained about the Marriage Penalty encoded in the federal tax statutes for decades, it is still there.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center



Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Urban Poverty Law Center And The Washington Redskins: Name That Team

I have been giving very little thought of late about the controversy which has taken the nation's media nincompoops by storm. American football teams have always striven for mascots which project a certain amount of power. This falls even to the most beginner leagues. Not too many mascots are chosen which project weakness.

I wanted to call my 5th grade basketball team the "turtles", but my father who was the coach forbid it and we became the Main Street Elementary Panty Liners.

The play by play on the radio went something like this: Maybolt, has the ball at the point for the Panty Liners. He passes the ball off to Johnson, the big 5 foot inch Panty Liner, who plays center, fakes left and drives to the basket, he shoots, and scores! Main Street Elementary Panty Liners take the lead from the East End Elementary Scaredy Cats.

Now the manufactured outrage over the Washington Redskins choice of mascots is ridiculous. It is just a football team. How does one know it is a reference to Native Americans and not to us pigmentedly challenged citizens after a week at the beach. As a pale sunbather I often became a redskin at some cost to my comfort.

Well, as all things go once the intellectually challenged set sights on someone or something, it is inevitable the name will fall. Therefore I have taken the time to take the following internet domain names in hopes I can sell it some day soon to the Washington Panty Liners.

Washington Rebskins

Washington Edskins

Washington Redskims

Washington Redslims

Washington Wedskins (just how Elmer Fudd would say Washington Redskins)

Washington Bledskins

Washington Ledskins (just how our Japanese friends would say Washington Ledskins)

Washington Lobbiest

Washington DeeCees

Washington Turtles (My favorite)

I have thankfully lost interest in this subject and I am sorry to subject you to this nonsense.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Bring Out Yee Dead! How Obama's Ebola Policy And Open Borders Will Kill The American Middle Class.

I may be an alarmist. But if the way the government dealt with the last deadly communicable disease is any clue, these knuckleheads, who wax poetic and issue decrees from their glass ensconced high rises, shuffling papers hither and yon, will screw this one up too.

Aids, a virus, was suspected of infecting and killing gays and transmitted via unsafe sex. No quarantine was necessary. Because of this hundreds perhaps thousands more were infected and a billion dollar industry was developed to treat these unfortunates who contracted the disease after its cause and mode of transmission was determined.

This was back in the 80's when Gays were as yet not protected by the endangered species act. The Center for Disease Control in its infinite wisdom felt picking out a small subsegment of our population with peculiar sexual proclivities would be politically incorrect and though they represent only 2% of the general population they vocalize as though they are 98%. Nothing was done to control the spread and many more were infected and died for this poorly thought out public health policy.

Is the CDC going to drop the ball on this one which is much more contagious and more immediately deadly than the aids virus?

If what I believe is true about government bureaucracies the CDC is filled with inexperienced political pals of Clinton, Bush, and Obama. They probably could not tell the difference from Ebola and Ricolla. One is a cough drop and the other is a deadly virus which after an infected patient coughs on you, you drop.

But don't worry we have our best people on it. We have what's his or her name at the head of the CDC who is wishing now that someone else was in charge. Someone has written a protocol to deal with this epidemic.

CDC Ebola Protocol: If you come in contact with a possible Ebola patient put on your space suit with diving bell helmet with a supply of uncontaminated air.

1. When you have finished with the patient, wash your hands in gasoline and light them, allow them to burn for 15 seconds then put the flames out and dress your burns.

2. Do not breathe when interviewing a febrile patient with coughing and sneezing.

3. Do not drink after them or finish a half eaten sandwich from a patient's tray.

4. Do not have sexual contact unless it is gay sex, only then is it ok.

5. Ebola and many common viruses begin with fever.

6. Quarantining is for sissies.

7. If God wants you to get Ebola, you will get Ebola.

8. Do not panic.

9. We have plans early next year for a symposium to discuss where we go from here.

10. Good luck.

Our only hope in America is if we are descendants from Europeans who lived through the black death in the 1300's which is now believed to be caused by an Ebola virus that we may have some innate immunity.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center





Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Eric Holder United States Attorney General Out, Ebola In; How The Obama Administration Will Fall On This Import From Africa

Eric Holder has fled this Obama administration to land his plush crony capitalism job reeking in $77,000,000 a year in compensation to make sure his employers are first in line at the taxpayer funded governmental piggy trough. I have pulled out all my money from J. P Morgan and suggest you do the same. To support these rapscallions is immoral.

The Obama administration is beginning to unravel. The media, sensing something is amiss, are starting to question this flash in the pan politico from Hawaii via Indonesia and Chicago who forced queen Hillary to put off her ascension to the throne for eight long wrinkled years.

Now we find American and European journalist losing their heads because of Obama fueled failures in George Bush's Middle East. Obama is mocked by Putin and every tin horned Arab-Islamist separatist who screams and believes America is the Great Satan. And oil has fallen below $95 a barrel due in large part by America's newly found oil independence from foreign oil, brought to us in spite of every governmental regulation to hobble our domestic oil producers by North American engineering prowess.

The geopolitical importance of the Middle East should be left to the Russians and the Chinese and the economies of the region who need to buy or limit the supply of oil out of these kingdoms. Americans must insist our leaders pull back our presence in the area and let those with strategic interests in these politics stand up while we stand down. Keeping Israel safe is still in our best interest in the area.

And now Ebola has landed in Dallas, Texas brought to us by two Africans, one in the office of the presidency and the other was the poor sap who boarded the plane for Dallas from Liberia. Reasonable immigration policy is proactive and not reactive. Talk about closing the barn door after the horse has left! The Obama administration has bungled everything from border control to terrorism, and now it has bungled its responsibility to serve and protect the American public.

You and I cannot set policy on who crosses our borders, Barry, the shill, Obama, sets this policy. Is he incompetent? Is he? Who are these narcissist who think leading is easy. The hard choices are avoided and everything is a high school student government equivalence. Look around Barry and Eric, this is not high school no matter how much dope you smoke. This is our world. This is our country. We deserve leaders who take their responsibilities seriously. What about Benghazi, where were you?

You have fumbled national security, you have economic policies that stifle growth, you have dropped national health security, and you have set race relations back 50 years. The Ebola fiasco should bring your administration down to sub-Carterian levels in our history books and you will be able to look back at what a colossal failure yours was and the national disgrace you have become.

Who admires a failure? Putin, ISIS, Israel, Americans? And now India has sent a satellite to Mars for only 87 million dollars--only $10 million more than Eric Holder will rake in every year from JP Morgan. American exceptionalism has ended under Obama's watch for our economy, our borders, our health-care, our safety nets, our military, our race relations, and worst of all in our government. A world without borders and laws is a dangerous place.

Our media has finally awakened and your hall pass has been revoked.

God bless and keep America safe, we need Him even more with this level of incompetence!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, Ebola-Free for 61 years, President Urban Poverty Law Center

The only American exceptionalism left is that government to crony capitalism revolving door that Eric Holder has breached. Good Grief.