Bring Out Yee Dead! How Obama's Ebola Policy And Open Borders Will Kill The American Middle Class.

I may be an alarmist. But if the way the government dealt with the last deadly communicable disease is any clue, these knuckleheads, who wax poetic and issue decrees from their glass ensconced high rises, shuffling papers hither and yon, will screw this one up too.

Aids, a virus, was suspected of infecting and killing gays and transmitted via unsafe sex. No quarantine was necessary. Because of this hundreds perhaps thousands more were infected and a billion dollar industry was developed to treat these unfortunates who contracted the disease after its cause and mode of transmission was determined.

This was back in the 80's when Gays were as yet not protected by the endangered species act. The Center for Disease Control in its infinite wisdom felt picking out a small subsegment of our population with peculiar sexual proclivities would be politically incorrect and though they represent only 2% of the general population they vocalize as though they are 98%. Nothing was done to control the spread and many more were infected and died for this poorly thought out public health policy.

Is the CDC going to drop the ball on this one which is much more contagious and more immediately deadly than the aids virus?

If what I believe is true about government bureaucracies the CDC is filled with inexperienced political pals of Clinton, Bush, and Obama. They probably could not tell the difference from Ebola and Ricolla. One is a cough drop and the other is a deadly virus which after an infected patient coughs on you, you drop.

But don't worry we have our best people on it. We have what's his or her name at the head of the CDC who is wishing now that someone else was in charge. Someone has written a protocol to deal with this epidemic.

CDC Ebola Protocol: If you come in contact with a possible Ebola patient put on your space suit with diving bell helmet with a supply of uncontaminated air.

1. When you have finished with the patient, wash your hands in gasoline and light them, allow them to burn for 15 seconds then put the flames out and dress your burns.

2. Do not breathe when interviewing a febrile patient with coughing and sneezing.

3. Do not drink after them or finish a half eaten sandwich from a patient's tray.

4. Do not have sexual contact unless it is gay sex, only then is it ok.

5. Ebola and many common viruses begin with fever.

6. Quarantining is for sissies.

7. If God wants you to get Ebola, you will get Ebola.

8. Do not panic.

9. We have plans early next year for a symposium to discuss where we go from here.

10. Good luck.

Our only hope in America is if we are descendants from Europeans who lived through the black death in the 1300's which is now believed to be caused by an Ebola virus that we may have some innate immunity.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center