Thursday, September 11, 2014

Urban Poverty Law Center Reach Back: Did President Bill Clinton Predict Current Middle East Caliphate?

I was thinking back over the past two decades in American politics and we have had some great moments, you and I. The Clinton years were filled with sex and imbroglios soon after the senator from Oregan, Packwood, or Packingwood, was drummed out by that phrenetic femanist Senator Babs Boxer, who called him out every night on the evening news for kissing beautiful women with whom he was not in a relationship. A kiss is just a kiss but President Clinton is alleged to have showed his trouser monkey to Paula Jones and invited her to lick "little willie" when he was govenor of Arkansas and she a low level state employee. The lying started after the suit was brought against our vaulted statesman by Ms Jones and a judge allowed the case to proceed against a sitting president. Now don't get me wrong, I like sex just as much as these two fellows and more probably more than Barbara Boxer, but as my father used to say, "If it weren't for parties and alcohol, none of us would be here." I suspect Senator Boxer has a couple of children and, dollars to doughnuts, alcohol was involved in those rare acts of lewd decadence.

Remember when Packwoody resigned, the Democrat governor of Oregan was allowed to appoint the senator to fill out the remaining term of Mr. Packwood and this threw the senate over to the democrats who can always count on that socialist worm Bernie Saunders from Vermont to caucus with them. Enter Bill, the pants prod, Clinton. Now we have a sexual preditor in the White House who is taking sexual favors from interns who are nearly 30 years his junior. Great work if you can get it.

President Clinton was asked in a presser about lying to the American People and perjuring himself in front of a grand jury and his reply was,I believe, a prediction of current events with the Middle East band of goatherds who for sport lop heads off journalist from America, ISIS. He said that day: "It depends upon what the meaning of ISIS."

Mr. President getting head, giving head and losing one's head has everything and nothing to do with the meaning of ISIS.

I hope President Obama is paying attention.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

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