Everything You Ever Wanted To Know But Didn't. The Urban Poverty Law Center Rules Of Engagement.

1. Never argue with a liberal. They cannot think. They live in a fantasy world. Drugs?

2. "If voting made any difference, they would not let us do it." Mark Twain.

3. I say let us all pay the global warming tax so we never have to listen to the lie repeated over and over from Al Gore's lying lips to every animal planet show. Enough already.

4. DDT will make a come back as soon as the first case of malaria hits Martha's Vineyard.

5. When you take the gun out of gun control all you are left with is control.

6. Every bedroom has a closet, time for all sexual persuasions to use them again. I do not want to think about my parent's sex life let alone yours and I will not bore you with mine.

7. If Hillary Clinton is going to be the first female president, she must first be elected.

8. President Obama has done well with the gifts God gave him. A pleasant baritone voice and impeccable reading skills.

9. The oil in the Middle East is of lesser and lesser importance to America now that we produce more than we can use.

10. The government is a giant make work scheme for the barely employable. Idiots have to eat too.

11. The unemployable get welfare.

12. Jackson Delano Maybolt is a genius and president of the Urban Poverty Law Center.