1. Never argue with a liberal. They cannot think. They live in a fantasy world. Drugs?
2. "If voting made any difference, they would not let us do it." Mark Twain.
3. I say let us all pay the global warming tax so we never have to listen to the lie repeated over and over from Al Gore's lying lips to every animal planet show. Enough already.
4. DDT will make a come back as soon as the first case of malaria hits Martha's Vineyard.
5. When you take the gun out of gun control all you are left with is control.
6. Every bedroom has a closet, time for all sexual persuasions to use them again. I do not want to think about my parent's sex life let alone yours and I will not bore you with mine.
7. If Hillary Clinton is going to be the first female president, she must first be elected.
8. President Obama has done well with the gifts God gave him. A pleasant baritone voice and impeccable reading skills.
9. The oil in the Middle East is of lesser and lesser importance to America now that we produce more than we can use.
10. The government is a giant make work scheme for the barely employable. Idiots have to eat too.
11. The unemployable get welfare.
12. Jackson Delano Maybolt is a genius and president of the Urban Poverty Law Center.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Urban Poverty Law Center: Should The Scots Leave Should The United States Cede Back Into The United Kingdom?
If Scotland pulls out of the UK, the United States will be presented with a once in a millennium chance. She could vote to rejoin the UK and fill the void of the ill thought out Scottish move.
The American tax payer would be off the hook for is current bloated government, a whopping 3.1 trillion dollar windfall with which the economy could be brought back from life-support to vigor.
The UK would have no problem absorbing our health care into their National Health Service and the cost would be much less that that provided to our citizens by the uproariously funny and ironically named "Affordable Care Act."
The house and senate could be closed and the barricades around the White House could come down and the whole kit and caboodle could be turned into a theme park to celebrate 200 years of freedom with only a hand full of blemishes such as the Civil War and the pillaging of the South after the war and the problems with former slaves and our Native American issues and who can forget the war on women, prohibition, and the war on drugs and our problem assimilating our Mexican neighbors, and our political class and its corruption and open raid on the treasury.
It is still a nice place to call home here in fly-over country. But I like idea of ceding back into the UK now that King George is long gone and we again have taxation without representation.
The way I see it the parliament would provide good government for a couple of hundred years or more. Wouldn't be nice if governments competed for the people and not against the people.
Put US out for bid. Then let the people decide.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
The American tax payer would be off the hook for is current bloated government, a whopping 3.1 trillion dollar windfall with which the economy could be brought back from life-support to vigor.
The UK would have no problem absorbing our health care into their National Health Service and the cost would be much less that that provided to our citizens by the uproariously funny and ironically named "Affordable Care Act."
The house and senate could be closed and the barricades around the White House could come down and the whole kit and caboodle could be turned into a theme park to celebrate 200 years of freedom with only a hand full of blemishes such as the Civil War and the pillaging of the South after the war and the problems with former slaves and our Native American issues and who can forget the war on women, prohibition, and the war on drugs and our problem assimilating our Mexican neighbors, and our political class and its corruption and open raid on the treasury.
It is still a nice place to call home here in fly-over country. But I like idea of ceding back into the UK now that King George is long gone and we again have taxation without representation.
The way I see it the parliament would provide good government for a couple of hundred years or more. Wouldn't be nice if governments competed for the people and not against the people.
Put US out for bid. Then let the people decide.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Urban Poverty Law Center Reach Back: Did President Bill Clinton Predict Current Middle East Caliphate?
I was thinking back over the past two decades in American politics and we have had some great moments, you and I. The Clinton years were filled with sex and imbroglios soon after the senator from Oregan, Packwood, or Packingwood, was drummed out by that phrenetic femanist Senator Babs Boxer, who called him out every night on the evening news for kissing beautiful women with whom he was not in a relationship. A kiss is just a kiss but President Clinton is alleged to have showed his trouser monkey to Paula Jones and invited her to lick "little willie" when he was govenor of Arkansas and she a low level state employee. The lying started after the suit was brought against our vaulted statesman by Ms Jones and a judge allowed the case to proceed against a sitting president. Now don't get me wrong, I like sex just as much as these two fellows and more probably more than Barbara Boxer, but as my father used to say, "If it weren't for parties and alcohol, none of us would be here." I suspect Senator Boxer has a couple of children and, dollars to doughnuts, alcohol was involved in those rare acts of lewd decadence.
Remember when Packwoody resigned, the Democrat governor of Oregan was allowed to appoint the senator to fill out the remaining term of Mr. Packwood and this threw the senate over to the democrats who can always count on that socialist worm Bernie Saunders from Vermont to caucus with them. Enter Bill, the pants prod, Clinton. Now we have a sexual preditor in the White House who is taking sexual favors from interns who are nearly 30 years his junior. Great work if you can get it.
President Clinton was asked in a presser about lying to the American People and perjuring himself in front of a grand jury and his reply was,I believe, a prediction of current events with the Middle East band of goatherds who for sport lop heads off journalist from America, ISIS. He said that day: "It depends upon what the meaning of ISIS."
Mr. President getting head, giving head and losing one's head has everything and nothing to do with the meaning of ISIS.
I hope President Obama is paying attention.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
Remember when Packwoody resigned, the Democrat governor of Oregan was allowed to appoint the senator to fill out the remaining term of Mr. Packwood and this threw the senate over to the democrats who can always count on that socialist worm Bernie Saunders from Vermont to caucus with them. Enter Bill, the pants prod, Clinton. Now we have a sexual preditor in the White House who is taking sexual favors from interns who are nearly 30 years his junior. Great work if you can get it.
President Clinton was asked in a presser about lying to the American People and perjuring himself in front of a grand jury and his reply was,I believe, a prediction of current events with the Middle East band of goatherds who for sport lop heads off journalist from America, ISIS. He said that day: "It depends upon what the meaning of ISIS."
Mr. President getting head, giving head and losing one's head has everything and nothing to do with the meaning of ISIS.
I hope President Obama is paying attention.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Urban Poverty Law Center : A Tribute To Time. Ambassador Stevens Where Art Thou?
As we fast forward towards 9-11 all bets are off as to what our new friends in the Middle East have for our enlightenment this year. Two years ago, according to the sagging Hillary Clinton, our diplomatic outpost in Benghazi was attacked by a group of Libyan "Teens" out for a walk after soccer practice and our US ambassador John Stevens and three other American Patriots fought off the wayward "Teens" for 8 hrs hoping against hope the US military at the direction of our distinguished Commander in Chief would send in the calvary or perhaps a gunship or two.
But, alas the brilliant decision makers in their safe areas in Washington, DC thought the unarmed Ambassador and three ex-navy seals could probably fight their way out against a poorly equipped Libyan soccer club. Cooler heads prevailed and the decision not to escalate that tense situation in Libya proved to be bad for Stevens and the others, but better for the United States if it is the one issue that keeps the former Secretary of State, from becoming president.
Her handling of the Steven's Benghazi massacre is a clear signal she is inept and not suited for CIC duties. She is a natural born wanna be political hack. She rode Bill Clinton's coat tails to the White House where she got some really fine china and silverware when they left and was catapulted into a New York Senate seat by a fawning press and a Yankee electorate too stupid to think what they were doing. Electing a cattle futures trading self-indulgent cleptocrat to office is not in any of our best interest. We know she can be bought, but at what price to you and me.
If she is the 2016 democrat nominee and she wins we can look forward to another graft and corruption filled 8 years of crony capitalism politics as usual where the insiders are safe to trade and pillage the nations treasures with no controlling legal authority to hold them in check.
One can only hope she will manage to keep the trains running on time. At least that is something.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
But, alas the brilliant decision makers in their safe areas in Washington, DC thought the unarmed Ambassador and three ex-navy seals could probably fight their way out against a poorly equipped Libyan soccer club. Cooler heads prevailed and the decision not to escalate that tense situation in Libya proved to be bad for Stevens and the others, but better for the United States if it is the one issue that keeps the former Secretary of State, from becoming president.
Her handling of the Steven's Benghazi massacre is a clear signal she is inept and not suited for CIC duties. She is a natural born wanna be political hack. She rode Bill Clinton's coat tails to the White House where she got some really fine china and silverware when they left and was catapulted into a New York Senate seat by a fawning press and a Yankee electorate too stupid to think what they were doing. Electing a cattle futures trading self-indulgent cleptocrat to office is not in any of our best interest. We know she can be bought, but at what price to you and me.
If she is the 2016 democrat nominee and she wins we can look forward to another graft and corruption filled 8 years of crony capitalism politics as usual where the insiders are safe to trade and pillage the nations treasures with no controlling legal authority to hold them in check.
One can only hope she will manage to keep the trains running on time. At least that is something.
Jackson Delano Maybolt, President, Urban Poverty Law Center
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