Thursday, July 21, 2022

President JRBiden,Jr Has Cancer? Stood down Corn Pop? Never Spoke To Hunter About His Business Dealings? Come On Man!

Yes, President Biden probably has cancer. It is not unusual for a man nearing his 9th decade of life to have prostate cancer. But the non aggressive forms smolder as men get older and something else takes them to their great reward where I feel certain President Biden will be rewarded with 72 eight year old girls with freshly shampooed hair. A great man deserves a great reward! I am Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Chancre Fellow of The Urban Poverty Law Center since 2017.

Monday, July 11, 2022

What If The Georgia Guide Stones Were Blowed Up And Nobody Kered?

Someone blowed up the Georgia Guide Stones. They blowed up real good! I always felt these monuments had no right to exist in these times of rampant Monument destruction if one person is offended by the message it holds. Its first "Guide" was to top out Earth's population at 800 million which would be a 90% reduction of the human population. Wow, you would have to poison a lot of people to reach that grand goal! I do not think there is any way of achieving that unless there was a plan to vaccinate everyone with a time bomb like substance that slowly kills. Naw, that would never happen. Hitler has been dead for over 80 years and besides our government loves and protects us and we love and protect them. Yep, that would never happen, not in a million years. I have to cut this off, I got my booster last week and I am feeling kind of dizzy. I am Joseph Robinette Biden Chanc Thud!

Can Mars Be Settled By Humans? My Advice To Elon Musk

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid. Elton John got that right. If Elon Musk is planning to settle Mars I suggest he consider doing so with the LGTQ no B group. Hetero's would clog things up with pregnancies and children who require a lot of resources for their care and feeding. With the Gay Muskovites Elon could have his settlement on Mars and perhaps the first build should be Main Street for frequent Pride Parades. Parading has been shown to improve feelings of self-worth. Of course a tat parlor and piercing studio would be top priorities along with hair dyes. Musk should recruit 18 to 20 yr old LGTQ's and he could get 30 to 40 years of work before retirement. THAT IS ALL. I AM JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN CHANCRE, JR FELLOW AT THE URBAN POVERTY LAW CENTER SINCE 2017