Jackson Delano Maybolt Has Decided To Sell His US Citizenship On Ebay To The Highest Bidder, He Is Drunk

Some of you, who have frequented these pages, may have wondered what has become of Jackson D. M.? After Joe Biden's so called election, he descinded into a deep depression. He ordered 313 cases of Heinekens beer, one for each electoral vote for biden and has been drinking since 1/20/21. He never shaves or bathes, and has not changed his underwear and refuses to answer his phone or pay his bills. Susan Blunderdoss, his secretary has been doing the best she can, but it is not working. Poor Jack, who is 73 years old is failing faster than our current president. He slipped a note under the door of his bedroom and Susan has shared it with me. And I will pass it along to you. "Susan, ask Joe Biden Chancre, Jr to list my American Citizenship on Ebay. No I am not rescinding it, only wish to sell it before it is worthless." What do you suppose will become of Jackson? Without US citizenship will he be able to vote? Will he get any medical care? Will he get the Covid relief funds? Can he get a vaccination? These questions burn for an answer. Jackson believes he will become an undocumented after he sells his citizenship and believes he will soon regain it with the Biden/Hairless amnesty plan. The HR 1 bill will insure his rights to vote, not that it matters anyway, now that 4 democrat cities will forever decide the outcome of all subsequent presidential elections, so voting is now moot. Oh well, I will list his US Citizenship on EBay as per his request. I am, Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre Jr, Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center