Jackson Delano Maybolt Has Decided To Sell His US Citizenship On Ebay To The Highest Bidder, He Is Drunk

Some of you, who have frequented these pages, may have wondered what has become of Jackson D. M.? After Joe Biden's so called election, he descinded into a deep depression. He ordered 313 cases of Heinekens beer, one for each electoral vote for biden and has been drinking since 1/20/21. He never shaves or bathes, and has not changed his underwear and refuses to answer his phone or pay his bills. Susan Blunderdoss, his secretary has been doing the best she can, but it is not working. Poor Jack, who is 73 years old is failing faster than our current president. He slipped a note under the door of his bedroom and Susan has shared it with me. And I will pass it along to you. "Susan, ask Joe Biden Chancre, Jr to list my American Citizenship on Ebay. No I am not rescinding it, only wish to sell it before it is worthless." What do you suppose will become of Jackson? Without US citizenship will he be able to vote? Will he get any medical care? Will he get the Covid relief funds? Can he get a vaccination? These questions burn for an answer. Jackson believes he will become an undocumented after he sells his citizenship and believes he will soon regain it with the Biden/Hairless amnesty plan. The HR 1 bill will insure his rights to vote, not that it matters anyway, now that 4 democrat cities will forever decide the outcome of all subsequent presidential elections, so voting is now moot. Oh well, I will list his US Citizenship on EBay as per his request. I am, Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre Jr, Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center

Andrew, An Drew, A n Drew A n Dre W And rew : Cuomo Man!

The "Peter Principle" has taken another victim. No I am not talking about the adage where one is promoted to his or her highest level of incompetence and then remains there in perpituity, but that other "Peter" which has numerous other terms, meat whistle, pee stick, monkee bar, tube steak, dick, penis, little head, slong, dong, prick, weenie, kick stand, my little friend, stiffie, stumpy, choke meat, giz puff, the snake, the snail, pleasure tool, and a new favorite, my Hunter Brain. Seems Andrew Cuomo has fallen from grace. He has displeased the deep state and now his usefulness to their cause, to sabatoge Trump's reelection bid has succeeded and now it appears old AC is no longer considered DC material. He waged biological warfare against the nursing home and group home residents early in the covid plandemic to great effect. The death toll skyrocketed under AC in New York, making Trump appear feckless and helpless to fight the great plague, the black death, the reelection killer supreme! And now ole Andy Cuomo is looking sort of wrinkled and used up. His handlers have double crossed him and his sexually inappropriate behavior is dripping out. With each new day another of his hits comes foward with another more horrifying tale of Monkey Dick business. It is widely known fact that Italian men have 43% more testosterone than the average non Italian, and this makes for some kind of funny behaior. The meat whistle controls the man. On this we can all agree. So now the giz puff genie is out of the bottle on Andrew Cuomo. My advice, quit while you still have 1% of your honor remaining. The political sharks on your side, the democrats, not the republicans, have you in their sites. You are a liability. Welcome to "Fall Guy City!" You are not being asked to fall on your slong, it has been demanded. You will not sleep well until you do what they want, and they want you out of public life. Andy, may I call you Andy? My grandmother, God rest her soul, was a wise old woman and she used to say, "When rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." And Governor Cuomo, your rape is just beginning and it is unseemly for the public to watch your squirming and trying to avoid the final penetration of that oversized Johnson up your "carear". Write your resignation speech, resign, and go off to the Hamptons to play pinocle with the Obamas and the Clintons. Joe Biden will soon be joining you and he can keep score, maybe. I am only thinking of what would be best for you. Someone in the DS has fingered you for destruction. Take the hint. I am Joseph Robinette Chancre Biden, Jr, Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center.

Carbon Credits And My Bold Attempt To Become The Richest Man In The World

I will keep this brief and simple. I have declared sole ownership of the world's oxygen atoms in all forms. Also I have declared electrons to be my property and mine alone. The photons from the sun are also mine and mine alone. The financial ramifications of this simple declaration are myriad. Each Carbon credit needs two oxygen credits to come to fruition. C + O2= CO2, each Carbon 12 atomic weight is joined by 2 oxygen atoms of atomic weight 16 so the oxygen credit is 2.67 times the cost of the carbon. The stiffs along with Al Gore who claim sole possession of these carbon credits must pay my oxygen credit tab to make good with the sale of their otherwise worthless carbon credits. I stand to become the wealthiest man in the world with this oxygen credit gambit. My other endeavors includes ownership of the sun's photons and electrons. Power companies will be forced to pay me for the use of my electrons. And charging for my sun's photons may be a bit tricker. But I have the best lawyers working on these and other fantastic projects as this is written. If you wish to invest in the UrbanPovertyLawCenterOEPcompany (OxygenElectronPhoton) company, I have a limited number of shares which are available to the easily duped public. I will take Game Stop shares in trade and BitCoin. Hurry, these are going fast, the stock is limited to 6.023 X 10 to the 23rd power. When these are gone, that's it. To split would cause a catastrophic explosion. Joe Chancre Biden, Jr, Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center