Monday, October 26, 2020

Chinese Communist Party Have A Name For Joe Biden

We at the Urban Poverty Law Center have it on good authority that the CCP has names for all American leaders. The name for Joe Biden is "Zai Wo Men De Kou Dai Li". All we can say is that Biden has earned it and will be faithful to his masters at the CCP. With Bidens it is all about the Benjamins or in this case the Yuan. I am, Zai Wo Men De Kou Dai Li, Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center duckduckgo the phrase to translate, and no it is not "drink more Ovaltine".

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Brennan and clapper are correct. Hunter Biden paid millions by Moscow mayors wife to drop off his laptops.

Brennan and clapper are correct. Hunter Biden paid millions by Moscow mayors wife to drop off his laptops. The wife of the former mayor of Moscato who made millions selling cement boots to Putin paid Hunter Biden $3.5 million to drop off his laptops. Nothing follows. Joseph Biden Shanker Junior, fellow urban poverty Law Center

Saturday, October 17, 2020

If People And Things Were Ice Cream Flavors

If Joe Biden were an ice cream flavor he would be Rocky Road. If Kamala Harris were an ice cream flavor she would be Caramel Cackle. If Donald Trump were an ice cream flavor he would be Peaches and Cream. If Nancy Pelosi were an ice cream flavor she would be Salon Sherbert. If Adam Schiff were an icecream flavor he would be Lyin Lemon Freeze. If Hillary Clinton were an ice cream flavor she would be Bitter Butterscotch Pralines or Crookeds and Screame. If Bill Clinton were an ice cream flavor he would be Bitter Intern Tryst. If Hunter Bider were an ice cream flavor he would be Coke with Woke. If Melania Trump were an ice cream flavor she be sold out. If Barack Hussein Obama were an ice cream flavor he would be Chocolate-Vanilla Tripe. If Jim Comey were an ice cream flavor he would be Gitmo Gumshoes. If Peter Strzok were an ice cream flavor he would be WalMart Extra Special. If Lisa Page were an ice cream flavor she would be Big Banana Peel With Nutz. If Amy Coney Barrett were an ice cream flavor she would be Highest Court Supreme and sold out. If Joseph Biden Chancre Jr were an ice cream flavor he would be Bologna Blue Berry Tart. And if the Urban Poverty Law Center were an ice cream flavor it would be Shadow Banned by Google and not in your favorite retailers freezer. If Google were an ice cream flavor it would Good Bye 230 Protection Hello Lawsuits.

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Mike Pence Gets The Black Flies Matter Vote

My new Blogging format is restricted to one paragraph and as a seasoned citizen I am not savy enough to make the changes or whip out some code to remedy the problem. #new paragraph: The vice presidential debates were wowed by the fly that buzzed effortlessly about Pence's head, and then lit for a brief period where it was afforded a spectacular view of Conmanla Harris looking churlish and smarmy storing that awful laugh. NEw Paragraph: Was it a fly or was it a tiny Chinese Drone controlled by Hunter Biden in the back of the debate hall? Was the drone dropping virus particles on our beloved vice president? Time will tell. New Paragraph: I am not a Joe Biden nor a Harris fan. He has been rejected by the rank and file democrats in every primary election he has ever entered and only bested Bernie Sanders with DNC chicanery, and Harris was even less a draw in her one failed attempt at the nomination earlier this year. New paragraph: We can all agree that Black Flies Matter and that fly stole the show from Conmanla Harris because she came up with nothing the New York Times could praise so they made a great deal of the fly that buzzed Mike. Thank God for the fly for it would have been a slow news day for the nation's premier news organizations. New Paragraph: Does anyone think Slo Joe and Senator Harris, who lost out to a common house fly in the debate can best our president? New Paragraph: Delusions come in many forms. Joseph Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow Urban Poverty Law Center

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Blocked But Not Bullied Or Bereft Of Bull

Why the absence, you may querry? I do not know but I was held hostage by my computer and its masters at Apple for lack of installing some software that is sure to cause me problems with speed and lead to my buying a new Apple computer. Time will tell. Goobels has blocked my blog for about 2 years now and I do not care, I compose therefore I am. You read therefore you are. And so it goes. I did not plan on this composition today so it is probably going to be more like a Biden campaign event than a Trump event. There is nothing there. Sorry. Biden continues his slow motion slide towards the presidency with the running mate whose voice makes Hillary Clinton's seem acceptable. The horrible candidate Senator Conman-ala Harris has a laugh that would scare a troop of baboons. More powerful than twice potency bear spray, that voice has been used to break up the Antifa riots in Portland. Tympanic membranes subjected to her guffahs at 4x volume bleed. Small children vomit. Grown men weep and many times sphincter control is lost. Women faint, and dogs run. Conman-ala Harris should only be brought out in public in times of war or famine, and then only be allowed to laugh if the nuclear option has already been played without the intended result. President Trump, meanwhile, has contracted the Corona virus and has spent a few days in the hospital where he was treated with the best combination of meds and came out as a 54 yr old, feeling better than he has in 20 yrs. RGB has assumed room temperature and liberals all over this country secretly hate her for not resigning her position during Obama's ill-fated rule, and selfishly hanging on the court position for life, and risking her spot to a Trump nominee. Epic fail! Now Trump has nominated and the senate will confirm Amy Coney Barrett to replace RGB and be the 5th conservative vote on the Supreme Court as John Roberts has been compromised by his love triangle involving Putin and Xi and cannot be depended upon to judge fairly. Should he resign? An honorable man would consider it. So no, he will not. Joe Biden has promised, if elected president, to ban the fourth note in music to honor those taking the fight to the streets in the massively underperforming organization called Antifa. Hillary Clinton has not aged well looking more like Sean Connery after nearly 4 yrs of the Trump presidency and Trump is looking younger. The hag factor is high on Hillary. She still spews as much garbage but the hagism makes it seem worse. Her advice to Biden, do not concede under any circumstance especially if you win seems good advice to a man of Biden's slippage. Just think how painful it would have been to watch her wither as President. Her face would have become the new model for prunes everywhere. Hillary do something with that hair. James Comey cannot seem to recall the major events surrounding the illegal spying on the Trump campaign and his administration. He is 6foot 8 inches of corruption. He will have to duck going in and out of his cell at roll call. Andrew McCabe has a convenient fear of corona and refuses to answer questions about his roll in Obamagate. President Obama is playing quiet mouse still mouse and hoping his hand in the shenanigans against Trump will be over looked. Good luck dumbass. Unless those bit players who were assigned parts in this play all fall on their swords, someone will squeal and true goes the old saying pigs squeal and hogs get slaughtered. Not a good time to be a hog. Biden, Obama, Rice, Jarrett, Holder? The Biden Family Crime Syndicate has gained some exposure of late and I suspect what has come out so far is only the tip of the iceberg. Hunter Biden is a complete goof sired by a goof who has nothing to show after 47 years in public (self) service. Meanwhile Trump plows on. Ending Climate agreements which are bad for the US, pulling out of non strategic wars in the middle east, ending the Iran Nuclear deal, making deals in the middle east working towards peace, making America energy independent, halting Chinese unfair trading practices, lowering taxes, building up our weakened military, neglected by 8 yrs of Biden/Obama, starting the Space Force, and replacing an average first lady with one of the most beautiful women in the world, Melania. Trump even caught corona so we do not have to catch it. Socialists and the media hate this man because they are envious. Who would not want to be rich, smart, good looking, funny, married to a super model, have smart well heeled children and the presidency. And they want to replace this man with whom? Joe Biden, you got to be shitting me? In a fair election it ain't gonna happen. I am, Joseph Biden Chancre, jr fellow Urban Poverty Law Center