Urban Poverty Law Center, Random Thoughts About The New Generation

I took my nephews sailing yesterday on my 27 ft yacht, named "Feckless". I am 45 yrs senior to the youngest who is 13 and his brother is 14 yrs old. It was a nice day on the lake. Temperatures in the mid 80's and partly cloudy with winds 7 to 9 mph. We had a great day on the lake. But I made some observations about this younger generation I will share with you if you dare to read on.

I asked them about girlfriends and they said they did not have one. Of course these days one has to be careful, but they assured me they were not queers and I did not press that issue too hard.

I tried to man up the little fellows while in my charge as their father is a bit of a milque toast fellow who is the IT geek at the local hospital. I do not see what my sister sees in Gilbert, but they have been married for 17 yrs and seem to be happy.

Anyway, it was the best weekend so far this spring and lots of big motor boats out with bikini clad gals being driven all across that old lake. I told Caleb and Jacob to wave to "the titties" as they pass by, and they looked at me as though I was some sort of nearly 60 yr old pervert.

I began to wonder what was the difference between this youngest, newest generation and mine which came of age just after WWII. I see a few broken bones each football season now and we never had a broken bone when I played for the Rams in the late 60's. By the time I was 14, like Jacob, I had had at least three serious girlfriends and two break-ups that put me to bed for a day or two when they happened, but I got up and found me another one the next week. These boys will not be ready to deal with rejection and disappointment when they get older and will likely have to take prozac or something to alter their mind chemicals when the reality of life hits them. We took the hits and kept on coming at life when I was a boy.

I cannot say my life has not been a series of serious setbacks and disappointments since I was taken by my parents to see the Beatles in Memphis in 1966. I blame them for my peaking too soon, but I am not a complainer.

Back to the problem with Jacob and Caleb. The environment is cleaner for these too pasty white juveniles. When I was a boy there was above ground nuclear testing and we had lots of radioactive milk to drink which I concede kept our bones stronger than todays youths, hence the lack of broken bones when I competed in contact sports. We also had a fog truck that sprayed DDT for mosquitos in our little town twice a week, and we competed with each other on our bikes to be the one who could ride fast along the fogger truck and stay in the thickest part of the cloud the longest.

We routinely broke and inhaled deeply from vapors contained in the fluorescent lights we would find out behind the grade school when they were thrown away by the janitor. Liquid mercury was stolen from the science lab and played with by all and we even coated our silver quarters with it to make our money shine. I guess the lead paints in our homes protected us from the mercury.

We did not have carseats or seat belts. We drank beer when we were teenagers and the cops, who were all WWII vets, kept us safe and gave us breaks when they caught us. I feel sorry for these boys. What a milque toast world and a milque toast life they are living in.

Wave to the boats with titties boys! They did not, so I did. Is DDT stored and converted into testosterone in the human body. What else could it be? If this is true we must bring back DDT before humanity is ruined!

Is is just me or the times they are a changing?

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center: Why Mitt R'Money Fails To Excite

Why can't Mitt R'Money (1) excite his republican base? As I have said on this page in the past, Mitt is milque toast as a public figure. Do we see any evidence he was engaged in manly pursuits as a teenager. Where is his sports record, his having frightened girls with a frog, his military service record, his record of a wild streak?

Will Mitt ride a horse bare chested with Putin or follow along behind Vlad in the wagon with the women and children? Does Mitt have enough testosterone to grow even a single errant body hair say on his chest? We know the junk is working as he has fathered five boys, now men, but aside from reproductive duties, is the junk making any extra testosterone?

Testosterone is valuable when contemplating the courage to fight or the good sense to flee. Obama only gives lip service to his masculine side and for all intents and purposes is a "girly man" as Schwartznegger would say.

President Ford, even with his problems disembarking airplanes was a tough football player with the broken nose to prove his manliness. George Bush, 41, was a world war II fighter pilot who survived after being shot down in the Pacific and picked up by a US submarine. He did a parachute jump for his 85th birthday. George Bush,43, was a manly hell raising youngster who flew jets for the national guard, and no one ever doubted his testosterone levels. Reagan had more testosterone in his head hair than the last 4 democrat presidents or candidates combined.

Now Clinton, who played in the band during high school, is an oversexed lady's man who appears effeminate in many ways. Jimmy Carter or wife Rosalyn would make the same weak impression if ever they sat upon the pope chair at the Vatican. Neither could be confirmed as pope. And now Obama without any competitive sports history or any verifiable childhood history for that matter is milque toast, hardly indistinguishable from his presumptive republican challenger.

Republicans for the most part are manly men and their women like it that way. Think Todd and Sarah Palin, even though Todd is a registered independent.

Both Mitt and Barrack come across as metrosexuals to us in fly-over country and leadership requires both balls and brains in todays dangerous world. We know both have brains, but it is the balls that worry the rank and file republican voters.

What good is an enormous brain with a walnut sized pair of under active balls. It seems Angela Merkel could make geldings out of either Obama or R'Money with a harsh glance. What chance will these two have up against Chavez, Ahmadinejad, Putin or Lady Gaga for that matter?

Bottom line, Mitt R'Money does not have any open male magnetism. His VP pick should have some or the republican ticket is doomed to be beaten by the worst president ever, with the worst economic policy and during the worst economy ever!

Americans want to vote for a man.

Mitt, it is your serve, I know you have played bad mitten and tennis so you know what I mean. Hit one over the fence. Oops, wrong sport. On second thought hit one over the fence and make Debbie Wassermann Schultz or Nancy Pelosi go get it.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

1. Mitt R'Money, my term for Mr. Mitt Romney who is our presumptive candidate for president in 2012, the R'Money means "Republican from Money". I know money is not a state it is a condition, a good condition.

Urban Poverty Law Center Overwhelmed With Crap

I have been astonished by what has been reported as news over the past two weeks. Young men who are assigned to protect the President and stiffing whores in South America, to save a few dollars for the taxpayer? What were they thinking? If a whore demands $48 dollars for the service provided, pay the 48! Remember the old $27 is now the new $48 since the Federal Reserve Bankers with a compliant democrat administration have foisted all those printed dollars into our economy. If it was me, the extra $21 would be worth it just to make her go away provided the service was a "job well done."

Now we learn it may be illegal to protect yourself in Florida with the use of deadly force when your head is repeatedly and violently coming into contact with the sidewalk when acted upon by a stranger to your neighborhood who does not like being followed home only as a courtesy to make sure nothing unfortunate befalls the new comer. Zimmerman is out on bail and Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are busy making sure he looks real good up on the cross they plan to crucify him upon.

Rick Santorum finally gave up on keeping the republican in name only, Mitt R'Money, the favorite to all the government insiders and the puppet masters, from gaining the nomination. God help. Maybe he will be a pleasant surprise if he is elected over the Kenyan, Indonesian educated, Harvard trained, community organizer from the Hood. A man who played more golf while living at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue than any other president in history, who in truth is probably not qualified to run a caddy business at a medium sized country club in Virginia, let alone the executive branch of our vaulted government.

And to top it off, Frank Neeley, the criminal CEO of the ninth district of the Government Services Administration, after having been convicted of embezzlement of government funds, throws lavish party after lavish party for himself and his pals in the GSA topping it with a $823,000 extravaganza in Las Vegas, Nevada. No word if Harry Reid was in attendance, but word is there was a clown there so that would clinch Harry's being there in attendance.

Where is the oversight? This election must be about oversight and accountability.

I, for one, would be more than willing to trade in some old "hope and change" for a good helping of "oversight and accountability."

I am not sure Willard Mitt R'Money is the best person to do it. What is Sarah Palin doing these days?

Third party, rise up and offer your star. The time is right. We need more than someone who will manage the decay, we need the decay cut out and the healing to begin. Sarah Palin is our country's best chance at healing.

You betcha!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center

"Congress is a stud farm for jackasses." Mark Twain

Urban Poverty Law Center: INFLATION WARNING

Diesel and gasoline prices are set to increase by 50% in the next few months. Markets dictate the price for these commodities that drive the world's economic engine. How do I know this, a simple disabled farmer living in his mother's house in rural West Tennessee, living off SSI disability listening to only Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and surfing the web for all my information?

I bought fertilizer and corn seed yesterday at my local Farmer's Co-op, that socialist organization put together by farmers, for farmers, and with farmers for the greater good of the farmer. There, I spoke to their manager who said he has trouble getting enough diesel to run their fleet of fertilizer trucks. His supplier said it is not for a shortage of fuel made here in America, but after the 2008 collapse which caused the government to print money to shore up all aspects of business, the Europeans failed to shore up their oil refineries and they all went out of production.

Now our refineries in North America are filling that void and refine oil here and ship it to the European Market and make a higher profit where prices are about $10 a gallon. Our $4 a gallon is still a bargain compared to the European price. I believe a futures bet on unleaded gasoline or diesel for next year would be a no brainer.

OK, what happens to the other commodities when fuel explodes? Input costs to plant a crop explode and the farmer will want to get his profits to cover the higher costs of planting, fertilizing, growing, and harvesting and taking a crop to market. Right now we have $6 a bushel corn. That is about 50 lbs of corn. Seems like a bargain to me and should seem like one to you also. I believe we will see $8 to 9 corn this year. Soybeans are currently trading for about $13 a bushel, and likewise I think $18 to $20 a bushel for beans is likely. Cotton is trading for about 90 cents a pound, and will probably climb to about a buck and a quarter a pound. Wheat is trading for about $5 a bushel and could go to $10 a bushel this year.

Am I right? I dunno. I have written this today and I will revisit this next year. Anyway I am not going to sell any of my crop at todays price because I am a gambler and I think time is on my side given the current financial situation in both the US and Europe. Money flying off the printing presses like bats out of that cave in New Mexico at sunset. Not to expect inflation would be just plain batty!

I have to buy some diesel for my tractors today. I think I will buy 600 gallons today, thinking it will cost me less today than it will in a couple of weeks.

And our government is helpless to intervene, the markets are driven by powerful unseen forces, but can be correctly predicted
like an earthquake with its resultant tsunami once you understand cause and effect. Infinite trillions in printed dollars over the past few years chasing finite commodities in an over crowded world of 21st century consumers. This ain't like rocket science to a North Korean. It is the force of the market, the free market.

Jackson Delano Maybolt, president, Urban Poverty Law Center

Urban Poverty Law Center First to Predict Landslide For Obama

Mitt, Willard, R'Money is the republican nominee for president of the United States of America. He will face an impossible campaign against the citizen impostor born in Kenya, sired by a Kenyan, and pushed onto the world by a 17 yr old communist hag. Educated in Indonesia as a Muslim in a school system which taught the evils of the Americans in Viet Nam. Brought to America and educated as a foreign student by Bill Ayers and family at the finest universities in America. Packaged as the Un-Clinton by Axelrod, a communist sympathizer, Obama blew Hillary Clinton's panties up and over her head sending her and William Clinton, with his rapier wit, off to inconsequentialville, shaking their heads in disbelief not knowing what hit them!

The bloodless revolution was complete. Twenty years after the fall of communism. Timing is everything. Now what? Now what, indeed? Obama, Ayers, Axelrod got the job done, but are too late to make any inroads against the history of communism. It has failed in every country in which it has been tried and it will fail here too. Be patient. All is well that ends well.

You believe what you hear and learn as a child, hence the take over of lower education by the Union thugs and the left of our nation. President Obama believes this country is evil and he promises "to fundamentally change it," and he is here to destroy it. He will get another four years in which to push his plan towards fruition.

Mitt is a fine fellow, but is not the best choice to stop the Obama juggernaut. He will join the ranks of the other weak candidates thrown down in sacrifice to weaker presidential candidates. Bob Dole, a lifetime politician who could not excite a crowd even if he promised to give all in attendance a free ride in a space ship to Mars and back.

And John McCain, who spent his most productive times alone in Viet Nam in a POW camp while Young Obama was being taught and learning his hatred for America. McCain bitter. He is not bitter, but he excites like Rosie O'Donnel in a G-string waddling down the street in the Rose Bowl parade turning first this way, and then that way as she waves to a horrified crowd of unsuspecting on lookers. Dogs barking, children crying, mothers gasping and clutching small babies to their breasts.

If I were to advise the R'Money team, I would make this election about the economy.
Worked for Bill Clinton in an economy to which all of us would happily return compared to what three and a half years of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid have wrought. Bill Clinton had a fawning press to push the myth of the "worst economy in 60 years!" Mitt will have no willing co-conspirators in the press and will have to go this one alone.

I will give him his campaign slogan:

"It's Not the Economy, Stupid, It's Stupid's Economy!"

I will give Mitt his theme song:

"Born in the USA" if he can get the rights to it from the Boss, who like most other liberal entertainers has his nose so far up Obama's rear, if the Springsteen sneezes, Obama belches.

That may have been my best use of disgusting imagery ever. I will have to stop there. It can only get worse from here.

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Jackson Delano Maybolt, president Urban Poverty Law Center