Tuesday, April 24, 2018

A Most Peculiar Dream, Comey, McCabe, Hitler And Hillary, Oh My!

I am not prone to recalling my dreams, but I awoke this morning after suffering a rather odd one. I will try to relate it to you as best I can.

It follows: I landed my small plane at an airport not known to me where I was placed in a large limo whose occupants were the four notable indivuduals mentioned above.

We were taken to a fancy bar where we were seated and drinks were ordered. The conversation was polite but not particularly memorable. Hillary Clinton was the first to get up from the table.

She stated she needed to finish another book on why she lost to Donald Trump and only had a few more excuses to come up with and she was inspired by her conversation with Herr Hitler. And with this she

waddled away.

Next Adolph Hitler excused himself from the group stating he wanted to go to his room and paint some circles, and off he went in full uniform.

This left three of us at the table and the conversation lagged with only myself, a commoner in the presence of the former Number 1 and Number 2 in the FBI. After what seemed to be a very pregnant pause

in the conversation, the statuesque James Comey, rose up from the table, chugged his beer and informed us he was going to consult his lawyers about taking a Leak. This left only Andy McCabe and myself at the table.

I fiddled with my drink not knowing what to say when McCabe broke the silence, "You know they are all lying, except for Hitler that is."

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Friday, April 20, 2018

Google AI Has A Boner For Urban Poverty Law Center: Hogg N Stormy Daze

The AI at Google has cramped my views over the past few months because my opinion matters less than that of some Parkland survivors. I do not know why they say good bye when I say hello? To gun control they say yes and I say no, they say stop and I say go, go, go! Oh No! I do not know why they say good bye, I say Hello!

Hogg and company have taken the media by storm, pushing the media's first slut, Stormy D to the second page for selling one trip on her slip-n-slide to a future president for $130K! She should have offered seconds for that kind of money. But she is trying to parlee her good fortune with a slip-n-fall lawyer who is representing her S-N-S against our president in a most disgusting manner. He has stated he(first google warning, noted) feels President Trump will be outed for his poor judgement in whores. That will be the day!

As my father used to quip when he was feeling good about the fairer sex: "All women are whores, except for your mother! But her mother was a whore!" The price just varies from $20 for the crack whore to $130K for the crass whore. Stormy, go away. Get an honest job. Leave the good men and women who voted Donald Trump into office in peace. We did not vote for him to be our spiritual leader, he is here to lead us through our physical world, which unfortunately includes wars, criminals, corrupt politicians, people plotting the over throw of our great country, and yes, Stormy, whores.

I suggest you step back and let President Trump lead and save this great country from those who wish to see it fail and fall into a morass sicker than your lust for material benefits. Save yourself, renounce your attacks against the free world's best chance at keeping our precious country. Your acts against Trump are an act against America, equally as bad as our foreign enemies. You are on the wrong side on this one. Ask God, if you believe. Fall down and ask for forgiveness. It is not too late to turn your life around.

God bless you and God bless the AI at Google.

I am,

JDM, President UPLC

(second Google AI warning noted)
Try to see it my way
At the risk of knowing
that our love could soon be gone
we can work it out