Tuesday, February 28, 2017

President Is A Winner Playing To A Loser Press And Media

President Donald J. Trump is huge, really, really, huge! He is a one man phenomenen. He did not invent egos but he lives in 99.9% of the worlds available ego and the New York Times and CNN inhabit the other 0.1%. When President Trump sets a target the target loses and Trump Wins, bigly!

The Whitehouse Press Correspondence Dinner and its attendees who looked forward to dressing up in tuxedoes, brandishing their dates in $10,000 fashion gowns with gleaming white teeth and making fun of the American President, whom they all loathe are now nothing but Trump's cucks. Well some of these ill-advised Obama/Hillary worshiping skunks of media let slip the boycotting of the event and President Trump saw his chance to play Brier Rabbit and voluntarily threw himself into the briar patch.

He decided not to attend, smart, really, really smart, bigly! Without Trump the Correspondence Dinner becomes as meaningfull as the Academy Awards to the majority of Americans. Even the press will be reluctant to cover this non event. President Trump just ruined their plans. Genius!

I believe Mexico is going to start on the wall next week. Russia has decided to pull out of Crimea. The Palestinians are suing Israel for peace without a homeland, and Hillary Clinton has forfeited the election to Trump in 2020. Isis has decided to lay down its arms and go back to peaceful goat herding and poppy pushing and recent immigrants from the middle east have sworn allegance to their new lands. Businesses are hiring and opening once shuttered factories all over the country.

The seas are beginning to recede and Obama is still playing shitty golf but now he is not stealing from the taxpayer when he hits the linx. He is only wasting his own time now, and I'll bet dollars to donuts he is not happy!

Bureaucrats in Washington are smiling at taxpayers and no longer view them as sheep for sheering but as their customers to serve and please. Trump has cast out the old ways of worn out Washington and its corrupt insider deals and dealings. With the exodus of the stale stain of corruption many of the pols who benefited from the old ways will retire in 2018. Watch the exit doors for the real rats of old pre-Trump Washington. They will self identify. Schumer, Pelosi, McCain, Grahm, McConnel? Who will be first out the door?

Anyway what I am trying to say, covering President Trump will take some extra hard work for some members of the Fake News Media. They will have to change their stripes and swallow hard their adversarial bent, or be relegated to the cheap seats at all news conferences. A million dollars a year to a reporter who cannot report seems such a waste of time and money, but hey, a million dollars does not go as far as it used to go. We can thank a couple of generations of hapless leadership and covert corruption for this.

The new sheriff is in charge and the posse is ready to ride! So sit back and enjoy the show. It is going to be really, really huge, bigly!

I am

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Waagh Me A River Of Liberal Democrat Tears, President Trump Is Manly, Bigly And Humble

Democrats, illegal aliens, the major news media who are the pom-pom girls and glee club fans of all things liberal are the biggest bunch of cry babies in earth's short 4.457 billion year history.

Hillary Clinton did not win! Waaagh! Donald J. Trump, "not my president"! Waagh! Garland nominated for Scalia's supreme court position. Waagh! President Trump will not call on me at a press conference. Boo hoo hoo hoo, Waagh! I am not attending the Press Club Dinner. Waagh! Russia hacked during the election more than Hillary. Waagh!
Trump is rounding up illegal alien criminals and sending them back to Mexico. Who is going to do the crimes Americans refuse to do now? Waagh!

Trump pulled out of NAFTA and TPP. Waagh! Waagh!

Trump reversed Obama's Tranny bathroom EO! Waagh! Trump said Sweden has a huge muslim immigrant problem. Waagh! Trump is building a wall. Waagh! Trump is appointing conservatives to his cabinet. Waagh! Trump has promised to uphold the constitution. Waagh! Trump believes in God and his wife recites the Lord's Prayer at his Melbourne Fl event. Waagh!

Hillary won the popular vote! Waagh! Trump has promised to deregulate American businesses! Waagh! Trump defunds overseas monies for abortion. Waagh! Trump is a strong supproter of Israel. Waagh! Trump will vet bigly all immigrants from dangerous Middle East Shit-holes. The vetting will be impossible to pass. Waagh! Trump is a better golfer and president than Obama. Waagh! Trump is smarter than 99.989% of the media, only Rush Limbaugh and Mark Stein are his equals. Waagh! Trump canceled the Centers for Disease Control's conference on Health Affects of Global Warming. Waagh!

Trump warns NATO members to get more skin in the game, we are broke! Waugh! Trump plans to repeal Obamacare. Waagh! Trump saved coal and coal mining from the EPA and its nonsense. Waagh! Trump fights for American energy independence and orders the Keystone pipeline and the Dakota access pipelines to be built with American steel. Waagh! Trump has promised to lower business and income taxes. Waagh!

What if somebody had a Whitehouse correspondents dinner and nobody came?

President Trump is not a man to be trifled with since the foolish trifler will be made the trifling fool in every instance this deal is attempted. This man is all man with testosterone levels out of range. His urine is highly sought out by the Chinese and one microliter is said to have the power of a thousand viagra tablets. It's true, it's true!

Trump is a fine and decent man, a man who loves his family, his country, his countrymen and his God! Waagh!

The world is not ready for one world governance and it never will be. Variety is the spice of life. Donald J. Trump, our president, knows one world governance would be a crap sandwich for the average man and woman.

Not on his watch!

Suck it up noflakes, eight years will be over in a flash. The right endured Obama and his petty, petulant leadership style to nowhere for eight years and there were no riots, no crying, no sanctimonious speeches, no leaks and as Obama lead America backwards, all we could do was shake our heads in disbelief. What a dumbass! Where did America come up with this dolt? Waagh!

Free at last, free at last, thank God-Almighty we are free of Obama, at last!

God Bless President Donald J. Trump, and God has blessed America with the right leader at the right time in history.

I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center




Friday, February 17, 2017

Trump 14, Press 0, Obama -3, How President Trump Has Emasculated The Hostile Press And Caught The Leakers

President Donald J. Trump has placed the press in its rightful place. Its seal like barking and clapping for the twice failed democrat presidential candidate, Hillary Rhodam Clinton, has earned these comtemptious cretans of crass the lowest level of respect of any profession. According to some surveys the press enjoys less approval than congress. And now with one Trumpian press conference which was more of an 81 minute tongue lashing of the enemy of the people who staff our nations formerly great public newspapers and networks. Their partisan predujices all leftward leaning and anti-patriotic American, anti-borders, and anti-Christian have left an indelible stain on these publicity seeking airwaves and print whores.

Should not $5 million get you more than just a pretty face who can read a telepromptor anymore? Where are the brains? Where are the independent thinkers? The left if bereft of new ideas. Once they read Marx and Alinsky it was game over. The perfect society of them at the lower rungs of society in fly-over country who get their hands dirty keeping Us liberal elitists clothed, fed, and sheltered. Who is going to spread all the caviar on the serving trays and ice down the champagne?

As Trump so cleverly informed America yesterday, the fake news is Russia, and the real news is the leaks about Iran, Mexico, and Australia. When Jeff Sessions gets through this investigation the moles left in place by the petulant pissant Obama will wish they had never agreed to be in Obama's "Shadow Government".

When the new sheriff shines the light on Obama and his SG, he will go down in history as the greatest failure and fool Americans ever suffered. And suffer we did. The worst economic recovery of our century, more debt racked up than all previous presidents combined. Borders so porous, only the previous administration's enforcement of laws was worse. Only fools and the criminally insane would pick and choose which laws should be enforced. Laws cease to be laws if there is no downside to breaking the law. If the leaky-leaks of the Obama hold-overs do not face serious charges, the leaks will be unabated, and the leak publishers must be punished if they knowingly publish or make public anything of national security import.

Just because Hillary Clinton and the democrat national committee do not take cyber security seriously does not mean state secrets and the keeping of them have no merit. It seems the only thing Clinton wanted to keep secret was her shake down of the world's con men and women during her tenure as Secretary of State. Their fetid plans for the middle east were not well thought out or executed and left us with the mess we now find ourselves in today.

President Trump trampled his detractors in the press yesterday and they came across as petty whereas he came across as bigger than life and a hero. Afterall he is just keeping his campaign promises and the water is beginning to flow out of the gates of the swamp. The press has not been doing its job for many, many years. They were at one time viewed as the 5th branch of government, watching for corruption and graft, but they gave that aspect of reportage up for Lent one year and never took it back up again.
They threw in with the democrats and bet on the weak horse last election cycle and are apoplectic with angst and bile.

The press has refused Trump any semblance of a honeymoon and is acting more like the wife in a contentious divorce proceeding. Trump's attitude towards the press is rubbing off on middle America. His contempt for them and his treating them as no factors in world politics is refreshing.

Who was it that asked how many battalions the Pope commandeered?

I bet the answer was similar to the number the American Press commands.

President Trump will prevail, Obama will fail as he has with anything he touches. Obama has surrounded himself with traitors and this truth will come out. His plans to sabotage Trump will fail, bigly, bigly!

God Bless President Trump and God Bless America!

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center



Monday, February 6, 2017

The Patriots Win! Trump And Brady Bray, While Madonna Robarts And Falls Back In It, The Left Languishes

With the left still licking their wounds from President Trump's successful bloodless coup, President Trump's friends at the New England Patriots pulled one out of their helmets and became Super Bowl champions besting the Atlanta Falcons in overtime. Some twisted morons on the left are already chalking the win up to "white privilege", but its just a game and it is a beautiful privilege not to have watched any of the game and still be able to hear the rants from Team Hillary and her army of intrepid loopy leftist luntics.

And whilst on the subject of Hillary Clinton, in her fetid loss to Donald J. Trump on November 8, 2016, did Team Hillary "fold" or would a more proper term be "invaginate"?
Well, that was closer to that part of the Clinton anatomy than I am comfortable with and will not go there. Some things should be neither seen nor heard. And some things are best not spoken of in polite company. The invagination of Hillary Clinton is one.

The Million Woman March on Washington after Trump's victory celebration was rather peaceful by leftist standards, but more bad blood was on display there than at a BLM riot or a Berkley Campus protest of the Right's right to free speech. And what did the invidious invocations of Madonna and Ashley Judd accomplish?

It only demonstrated the left, and only the left has the right to free speech no matter how tawdry or profane. Screams from a peacock in heat would have been more informative and soothing to the ears and mind than the noises launched from the husky throats of those two aging leftist luminaries who are nothing more than Hillary Clinton's personal pessaries.

The adage in Newspapers "If it bleeds, it leads" is ever so true in politics. In politics Hillary, and her failed campaigns in both 2008 and 2016. have proven "If it don't bleed, it can't lead." Hillary Clinton's undeniable staleness was not lost on the voter. Her window to crash through the glass ceiling was closed about a decade and a half ago. W. Bush and Al Gore dashed her dreams of becoming president of the United States. Can she pick herself up, dust off the old snapper and stage a comeback ala Dick Nixon?

Well, I do not think so. I knew Dick Nixon and contrary to popular beliefs, Hillary is no Dick Nixon. Clinton will be 70 years old this year and the years have not been kind to her. Her telomers are short and her useful time on this earthly realm is limited. How long she has left is up to God. But she is showing some serious signs of wear and tear. Blood thinners are not your friend. Head bleeds do not make you smarter. Good health is indirectly proportional to age and time is marching on like angry women on the Mall in Washington. The red tide of time washes over all of us and we become equal when our parts disintegrate. My carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, nitrogen, sulpher, and trace elements on loan from mother earth will be recycled.

I am grateful for that salacious act by my parents that brought these elements together, that Jack Daniels makes whiskey and that Roe V Wade was 2 decades off in the future. Men and women are machines controlled by hormones and hedonism. Hillary Clinton has no hormones but her hedonism is still in play. The bones are weak. She is brittle. She is broken. Hillary Clinton was Trump Skunked!

Elections like erections have consequences! Trump's victory in the electoral college could not be aborted by all the will, force and machinations of the media, Hollywood and that evil sorcerer George Goebbels Soros and his paid rioters. America is free and is still the best place in the world to do business. Trump has reignited the feedom fire and will be the catalyst to Make America Great Again.

Do not expect the cheerleaders on the left to help push America in the right direction. The caterwauling has just begun.

Judge E Pluribus Omni Robart, from Washington believes himself to be president and has ordered the real president's Executive Order banning travel from 7 terror laden lands of the middle east which just happen by some quirk to be Muslim majority, vacated. Robart and his followers are fools. There can be but one president and his executive orders are the law of the land.

Go back to your hole, Robart before you are charged with impersonating the president. Your ruling will not end well for you, sir.

Soon "Robarts" will be giggled at in polite company.

"Say did you hear Madonna robarted all over herself at the concert?"

"No! Really?"

"Yes, she had to shower and change clothes."

Or, "Go the the bathroom if you are going to robart."

Anyway, day 17 of Trump and America just keeps getting better and better as the left gets bitter and bitterer.

Who won the election? Who won the Super Bowl?

Why, The Patriots, if course!

That's right. And don't you forget it!



I am,

Jackson Delano Maybolt, President Urban Poverty Law Center