Monday, June 27, 2022

Transitioning To An America Ruled Locally: Asshat Liberals Furious Uglies Threaten To Not Bump Uglies With Republicans, Please Don't Throw Me Into The Brier Patch!

Roe V Wade ajudicated in 1973 opened the door for politicians to abort their out of wedlock indescretions rather than drown them at Chappaqua. Washington has always been hypersexed and in DC power is best projected with an erection. Even lesbians use faux penises made of rubber and ribbed for her enjoyment. (aside: In college I majored in Chemistry and took a minor in Dildology.) Gay men double their pleasure with not one but two tent poles in one tent. Straights have one and done. But where is this headed? I never know. I just write what my inner voice dictates. Which reminds me of what Spanky said while Darla first preformed her oral magic on him, "Darla, how does my dictates?" I personally do not think unlimited abortion is appropriate in a moral society. One liberal observation quoted to me by my public school and college brainwashed children is to note the drop in crime registered 19 years after the historic Supreme Court ruling, about the time Bubba Clinton and his lovely wife Hilldaug were being touted for their co-presidency. They claim the abortees were all criminals and did not deserve life as unwanted, unloved, feral children on the mean streets of Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, LA, San Francisco, Washington DC, Martha's Vineyard, to name a few. But if life is limited to only the good where would the wolf be if the sheep were holding the abortion button? What would become of the crocodile if the wildebeast had its druthers? What would become of man if cattle and chickens had their wish come true? I am a proponent of life. I believe human life is a gift from God, that our souls are permanent but our bodies are temporary temples meant to allow our interactions with the physical world. Watching the joy a puppy feels growing and interacting in its new body is heart warming. Their play is a celebration of life and it should always be celebrated and not mourned. Mark Twain quipped: "Why is it one celebrates a birth and mourns a funeral? Because they are not the one involved!" Watching the protests makes me think we were shy a few million abortions 20 to 30 years ago when it was legal in all 50 states. Now with the Dobbs decision it will only be legal in roughly half the states. Where's the beef? If Alabama and Mississippi want local abortions the people of these states will vote for demons to lead them and abortion will become legal. So my advice to the screaming ninneys out there who hope to raise some hell in the places where there are no consequences for criminality, where demons rule, have at it burn, loot, murder, but you are going to answer to your creator when you give up the ghost and what if your next life is sucked out of your mother's womb and your are pulled apart at a Planned Parenthood facility over and over and over? Or if you one day successfully run the abortion gauntlet you grow up to be a mentally ill liberal freak who cannot stand opinions different from your own. Who made you the judge, the jury, and the executioner? Hum? Ever consider that possibility, liberal misguided asshat? Get thee behind me Satan, in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Twain said the difference between the perfect word and the almost perfect word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug. And with this I submit my apologies, I am just a man, a flawed and simple man and humble man, who is Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center since 2019