Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Michelle Obama Spells Womxn

I don't want to seem smarmy but wouldn't Michelle's cutsie spell be more accurate as WomXXn?
And WomXYn for Transioned swimmer. And WomXXXYn for bisexual. And WomXXXXn for lesbian? And Woman for straight? Please add any variations my addled mind has missed. Joseph Robinette Biden Chancre Jr Fellow of the Urban Law Center

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Did Too Much? Over 65? Leg Cramps? Read On For Simple Relief

Yesterday the temperature, 87 degrees. I changed a battery in my small airplane, a daunting task for the elderly. Flew 12 minutes to my new home based hangar. Played a round of golf, 2 and a half hours in the baking sun. The relative dehydration brought on by these activities precipitated my leg cramps, more painful than watching that crone, Pelosi, explain the need for US Taxpayers to fork over 40 Bil to the Ukraine. Solution, two pepcid complete and 6 ounces of water. Relief was quick and well received. Now if I can come up with something simple to rid the US of the crones of political theater, I might have something. Maybe honest, fair, and transparent elections? Hum? Joseph R. Biden Chancre, Jr Fellow of the Urban Poverty Law Center since 2018